Prologue

I was at home, watching the footy. Everything was going well, until this man stumbled onto the football field. He ruined it. I was about to change the channel, until all i heard and saw was black and white dots and reception static everywhere. As i searched through the channels, nothing was on. At least I could watch "The Zombie Show!", because i had subscribed to its newsletters and donated alot of money, so they gave me a special channel, just for it. This meant no TV for at least a week. I walked over to my kitchen, and i saw someone there, just standing in a weird mood. I grabbed my baseball bat, but i forgot it was holding my vase, so it broke. I looked back at the person, to see he was gone.

So i made breakfest, and watched "TZS!" (The zombie show). Everyone was coughing a lot, which was unusual. My breakfest felt very stale.

"Pthwwwfffttt! This is stale or something. Ahh, better go to the shops."

I got dressed, and walked to the shops. It was only a really short walk, since it was right next to me. However, at the shops, I didn't see many people.

"Hi, Thomas! So, the usual TZS fun-pack?" he would say. I would then answer back with "The usual pack." So, i grabbed the pack in between my arms, though it felt lighter. I guess it was because i was working out alot.

Back at home, things were getting alot more interesting, as i put on my show. Things were getting boring, too many people dieing way too much. Then, I realized that the last episode was finished. Now it was on to TZS! 2. I didn't know it would happen so quickly, or maybe i missed alot of the episode. Either way, i was annoyed. I decided to put the TV off, until my friend Amit came through the door. He was my roommate, but he wasn't home last night. He wanted to watch the episode, but i told him that it was boring right now, until he told me everything about what happened so far. So i let him watch it, and got on to BrainBread the game.

It turns out that Immoral Sniper joined the game a few minutes after me, and everyone left the game, then my computer crashed.

So, with nothing else to do, I sat down wit the fun-pack in hand and watched TZS with him. He wasn't on the sofa, so i thought he was getting something out of the truck.

He came in a few minutes later with the TZS family pack, and i knew that the Fun pack + Family pack = real family fun. Amit and me were the only family we knew, as both of our whole family's died when young. We were let out of the orphanage at 21, and we knew each other ever since.

My name is Thomas Flarkenson, and hell will arrive.