your wish is granted, but you are immediatly used as a dildo by and 74 year old hooker with 82 STDs


I wish nothing could cause me harm, mental or physical, grief, annoyance, or anything that would possibly be bad, unexpected or painful

Wish granted.
You were immune to every single thing you mentioned... until side-effects came. Wishing this type of wish would cause the exact opposite, so you died a horrible death.

I wish I've got a new PC that can play any game with really really good graphics, and also has 500000000000000000 TB in the harddrive.

google sues you because you stole their super secret demon powered pc

I wish to be oblique

Granted, but the world blows up.

I wish I could wear these headphones with a hat...

you find a hat thin and tight enough to wear your headphones over but just after the hat eats you.

I wish i didn´t have to pay bills.

congratulations your a hobo with nothing but alcohol

I wish for the idiot racists on all sides of the spectrum to be obliterated.

wish granted but the actual spectrum console comes and runs your life at 64k which experience serious lag and you get a frame per minute : )

I wish that the power cuts at home didn´t constantly fuck up my network equipment

granted but then a hobo pisses all over your store and rapes a monkey in front of you while eating a piece of pizza topped with deer and Jeffery Dommers (sp) eyeballs

I wish ironoak because a giant robot made by micronazi

Your wish was granted, but it did not make sense so the wish killed you instead.

I wish my glasses don't fall off my face easily.

Your wish is granted but your glasses are stuck to your face for all eternity and the only way to get them off is to cut your face off.


I wish for a piece of cheddar cheese

This post has been edited by DavidRoxZoRs on January 24, 2008 05:02 am

NOOOOOO I have to fuck up a cheese wish (cheese is god)

You get your cheese but you find out its a hallow piece of cheese and there are smurfs living in it

I wish that I could personally end the life of nearly every person at my school (mainly the stupid whores that keep getting pregnant and bitching loudly at everyone) in a very violent manner.

You manage to kill them all violently, then the cops arrive on the scene and shoot you dead.

I wish for and end to the increased global warming

granted. Global freezing begins, have fun being frozen for next couple of billion years

I wish I could jump off buildings and stay alive.

granted, you become immortal and the goverment captures you to experiment on you until the day you are no longer needed and are put in prison for all eternity as they consider you a danger to society : )

I wish i had a dodger charger ss

my friend has one they are pretty good cars.

You get your car but mexican midgets key it with racial signs and you get killed by a member of the black panthers

I wish god was female (hehehe that would fuck the world up)