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> Snap son, In the oddest writing style
SDWBOSS
Posted: December 18, 2007 12:51 pm
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*nudge, nudge* Suddenly a great rumbling filled the supply room, and the two fell silent as a mass of bodies burst through the bricked wall of the building, flesh and masonry skidding across the floor. A bright white light and a deafening roar issued from the fresh breach.

(maybe it could be a bulldozer breaking through the wall to rescue them, or could just be the mass of zombies, hope that helps you along a bit)


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Posted: December 23, 2007 10:03 am
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"You know what Mr. Officer sir? Since you started interrogating me you've never bothered to tell me your name....Maybe I just missed your name tag, ya know? shit happens."

"My name's Gomez. Sgt. James Gomez of Paradise City police department, but you can call me Jesus Christ Mr.Chad because if your story doesn't fucking start making any sense it's gonna take a goddamn miracle of me not to shot you on the spot for killing half the population of Heavens Gate!!"

"Whoa Whoa Mr.Bossman, weren't you listening this entire time? I WAS UNDER ATTACK BY ZOMBIES!"

"CUT THE SHIT CHAD YOU'RE A GODDAMN MURDERER AND YOUR CRAZY STORY ABOUT ZOMBIES AIN'T CONVINCING ANYBODY! NOW IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO CONTINUE THIS SHIT JUST KEEP ON TALKING IN THE MICROPHONE, I DOUBT THE JUDGE WILL EVEN LISTEN TO A SECOND OF THIS SHIT!"

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"ARGH! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDS!? THE ZOMBIES, THE ZOMBIES ARE ALLIED WITH THE FUCKING GOOKS AND THEY'RE COMING WITH TANKS AND ARTILLERY!!! I KNEW IT SINCE '68!!!!", yelled Al through the constant explosions coming from the mainroom, his shotgun bursts now deafened by the roar of zombies and what seemed like an APC engine.

"Alright guys....Lets just do this....But whatever happens....It'll be Clarks fault." said Thomas cocking the shotgun he had picked up last.

"Yea-wait, WHY ALWAYS ME!" yelled clark, but it fell on deaf ears as chad and thomas proceeded to the door leading into what seemed like a warzone.

RA-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT, the three ducked for cover behind the stores counter as a machine gun shredded through the store killing everything that was moving, as chad went to peek over the counter as cloud of smoke was just evaporating revealing the mass amounts of dead zombie corpses piled up on the floor.

"SO-S-SOVIETS! FUCKING COMMIES! THEY'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!", Al threw off a metallic plating he had used to cover himself from the hail of bullets and started blasting away at the source of the machinegun fire, an APC which did not have any US military markings.

BANG!, a hatch ontop of the APC flew open and with it a gas masked clad figure with an assault rifle that silenced Al the crazy gun shop owner with a bullet to his head.

"OH MY....OH MY GOD.....THEY'RE NOT COMMIES...THEY'RE FUCKING ALIENS!", yelled thomas, looking at chad who opened his eyes wide in disbelief, obviously concurring thomas' statement.

"PHREEZZE!", the alien shouted at the three pointing his rifle at them.

The alien climbed down from his APC, and so did three others who looked similar to the first. They went around the gunshop securring every window, no matter how boarded up it was. Finally the alien who had first appeared out of the APC approached chad and took off his gas mask and helmet.

"I'm Lt. Smith part of the Umbrella Special Ops, we ran out out of fuel for our APC and made a list ditch effort to find a secure place to be evacuated from. Sorry about your friend but we were ordered to fire open any hostiles."
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