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| Posted by: mallic January 22, 2008 11:45 am |
| Ok you all know the way this works. One person wishes for something then another person gives them what they want but in a bad or unexpected sort of way for example: Wish: I wish I had some pie Reply: You get your pie but it gets shoved into your eye socket. I wish I had a car Reply 2 (different person): you get a car but your house exploads. I wish I had a pineapple. And so on now to start off I wish brain bread source was released |
| Posted by: Elite viking January 22, 2008 01:39 pm |
| Easy. It's released and it sucks. My wish would have been for Spore had I not supplied the killing method. So here goes: I wish I had a gaming computer. |
| Posted by: mallic January 22, 2008 01:48 pm |
| you get your wish but during gamplay a virus eats your computer and your screen has 100 million stuck pickles I wish I knew how to do all of penn and teller's tricks |
| Posted by: gordon_frohman January 22, 2008 03:58 pm |
| you know all of penn and tellers tricks,, but so does everyone else so its not extraordinary anymore. i aint got wishes, im happy as i am ( GETTING GUITAR HERO 3 for PS3 , FOOKERS ! ) |
| Posted by: Elite viking January 22, 2008 04:27 pm |
| You're happy as hell and then suddenly your ps3 catches fire. Hah. I wish for Jack thompson to disappear. |
| Posted by: mallic January 22, 2008 04:27 pm |
| you revel in your own contemp and end up being robbed by a hobo I wish you died  |
| Posted by: gordon_frohman January 22, 2008 11:05 pm |
| your wish backfired and you died. i wish for some ,,,, BROWN SUGAR to sell |
| Posted by: _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ January 23, 2008 12:12 am |
| nobody likes brown sugar and you are stuck with it. I wish I was a Rockstar |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- January 23, 2008 12:35 am |
| Your wish is granted and you turn into Rockstar Energy Drink. I wish for a pony... |
| Posted by: mallic January 23, 2008 12:50 am |
| you get turned into a pony and get stuck in the kate and the sexy stud show in clerks 2 I wish the mathematical pie = 2. infinity |
| Posted by: _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ January 23, 2008 01:53 am |
| unfortunately there's no such thing and you become insane trying to figure it out. I wish polution disapeared |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs January 23, 2008 01:57 am |
| pollution disappears, but is re-routed into your blood stream I wish I was invincible AND nothing could go wrong or cause me annoyance in any way what so ever. |
| Posted by: _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ January 23, 2008 02:04 am |
| your wish was granted, but eventually everyone and everything died out and you was left to alive for ever, ALONE. I wish I could stop smoking cigerattes. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff January 23, 2008 02:12 am |
| W00t w00t, the corrupt wish game is back. You stopped smoking, but got into drugs after, killing you.. from overdose. I wish school is over already. (oh, and Heath Ledger died... it was all of a sudden.) |
| Posted by: Nikku January 23, 2008 02:48 am |
| School's over but you GET A JOB (macdonalds, 16 hour shifts nig.)! I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs January 23, 2008 03:04 am |
| your wish is granted, but you are immediatly used as a dildo by and 74 year old hooker with 82 STDs I wish nothing could cause me harm, mental or physical, grief, annoyance, or anything that would possibly be bad, unexpected or painful |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff January 23, 2008 03:09 am |
| Wish granted. You were immune to every single thing you mentioned... until side-effects came. Wishing this type of wish would cause the exact opposite, so you died a horrible death. I wish I've got a new PC that can play any game with really really good graphics, and also has 500000000000000000 TB in the harddrive.  |
| Posted by: mallic January 23, 2008 03:11 am |
| google sues you because you stole their super secret demon powered pc I wish to be oblique |
| Posted by: Equalizer January 23, 2008 10:53 am |
| Granted, but the world blows up. I wish I could wear these headphones with a hat... |
| Posted by: Luciel January 23, 2008 11:38 am |
| you find a hat thin and tight enough to wear your headphones over but just after the hat eats you. I wish i didnīt have to pay bills. |
| Posted by: mallic January 23, 2008 01:21 pm |
| congratulations your a hobo with nothing but alcohol I wish for the idiot racists on all sides of the spectrum to be obliterated. |
| Posted by: Luciel January 23, 2008 02:57 pm |
| wish granted but the actual spectrum console comes and runs your life at 64k which experience serious lag and you get a frame per minute : ) I wish that the power cuts at home didnīt constantly fuck up my network equipment |
| Posted by: mallic January 23, 2008 06:15 pm |
| granted but then a hobo pisses all over your store and rapes a monkey in front of you while eating a piece of pizza topped with deer and Jeffery Dommers (sp) eyeballs I wish ironoak because a giant robot made by micronazi |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff January 24, 2008 01:44 am |
| Your wish was granted, but it did not make sense so the wish killed you instead. I wish my glasses don't fall off my face easily. |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs January 24, 2008 05:02 am |
| Your wish is granted but your glasses are stuck to your face for all eternity and the only way to get them off is to cut your face off. I wish for a piece of cheddar cheese |
| Posted by: mallic January 24, 2008 02:05 pm |
| NOOOOOO I have to fuck up a cheese wish (cheese is god) You get your cheese but you find out its a hallow piece of cheese and there are smurfs living in it I wish that I could personally end the life of nearly every person at my school (mainly the stupid whores that keep getting pregnant and bitching loudly at everyone) in a very violent manner. |
| Posted by: Elite viking January 24, 2008 03:25 pm |
| You manage to kill them all violently, then the cops arrive on the scene and shoot you dead. I wish for and end to the increased global warming |
| Posted by: Equalizer January 24, 2008 04:31 pm |
granted. Global freezing begins, have fun being frozen for next couple of billion years  I wish I could jump off buildings and stay alive. |
| Posted by: Luciel January 24, 2008 04:40 pm |
| granted, you become immortal and the goverment captures you to experiment on you until the day you are no longer needed and are put in prison for all eternity as they consider you a danger to society : ) I wish i had a dodger charger ss |
| Posted by: mallic January 24, 2008 06:05 pm |
| my friend has one they are pretty good cars. You get your car but mexican midgets key it with racial signs and you get killed by a member of the black panthers I wish god was female (hehehe that would fuck the world up) |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- January 24, 2008 11:48 pm | ||
Wish granted, but she is a feminist bitch and slays you for being a male. I wish women didn't have rights. |
| Posted by: Nikku January 25, 2008 12:31 am |
| Hold on a second, THEY HAVE RIGHTS?! Wish granted, but you become bored after the vagina revolution of 09 I wish I had a hedgehog penis |
| Posted by: _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ January 25, 2008 12:45 am |
| your wish is granted and because of the painful intercourse you cause girls, you are force to interact with elephants instead. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff January 25, 2008 01:16 am |
| Civ you forgot to wish. And are you guys hating on girls? Or are you guys joking.. I wish men and women are equal. |
| Posted by: _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ January 25, 2008 02:01 am |
| Your wish became true and men and women are now equiped with the both mummy and daddy buttons. I wish nobody would ruin my wishes |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff January 25, 2008 02:45 am |
Your wish was granted. Nobody could ruin your wish, so you died of grief.  I wish I had more time to use. |
| Posted by: Luciel January 25, 2008 11:19 am |
| Your wish is granted, you are frozen in time so all time is yours and you are conscious but you canīt do anything about it. I wish blood was green! |
| Posted by: mallic January 25, 2008 11:57 am |
| your wish is granted, but blood also is acidic I wish I had 1 of every single gun in the world |
| Posted by: Luciel January 25, 2008 04:35 pm |
| wish granted but your G36E is faulty and sparks making your gun pile explode and your whole country with it : ) I wish humans could run faster |
| Posted by: mallic January 25, 2008 06:03 pm |
| granted but there is a meteor shower and every time a human runs he trips and gets injured I wish for meh |
| Posted by: _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ January 26, 2008 12:16 am |
| Your wish is granted and nobody bothers speaking to you after constant ignorant grief. I wish to be selfishly rich. |
| Posted by: mallic January 26, 2008 12:20 am |
| wish granted but im richer I wish for a fish |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff January 26, 2008 01:12 am |
| Your wish for a fish was included in a dish, but you get shot by a killer who's childish. I wish it wasn't raining. |
| Posted by: mallic January 26, 2008 02:35 am |
| Granted the rain comes to arizona and your area becomes the fucking desert I wish for asdhasl;khdal;shdasl;hd aln' |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff January 26, 2008 03:03 am |
Haha nice corruption.  Your wish was granted. Whatever you wished for made you a confused man who could not say proper words. One time, you tried to talking to a man who hates bad grammar, and he killed you. I wish I'm not hungry.  |
| Posted by: mallic January 26, 2008 03:52 am |
| granted you ate a flesh eating parasite and you will die in 2 years. Every woman on earth wants to fuck you but the first thing eaten is your penis I wish for another fish (the last one got sent back for not being cooked right) |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff January 26, 2008 09:02 am |
| Your second wish for a second fish was now in a paper dish, but an epileptic woman killed you because she's squemish.(wow that was bad) I wish I'm the coolest guy in school. (liez) |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs January 26, 2008 09:33 pm |
| your wish is granted but then everyone in your school except you dies and you commit suicide because you dont get enough attention. I wish I could become intangible at will |
| Posted by: mallic January 26, 2008 10:41 pm |
| granted, but satan anchors you in a male locker room for all of eternity I wish for a gun |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff January 26, 2008 11:31 pm |
| You wished for a gun to shoot it for fun, but after a while your time in this world is done. I wish I can make 3d renders. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS January 27, 2008 12:37 am |
| Your wish is granted, but you start making your own mod called "BrainLoaf" that consumes your life and is never quite finished. You die alone and in obscurity. The mod is never released. (A bit cheeky, perhaps?) I wish I knew 17 different martial arts to protect me from the IronOak development team |
| Posted by: Equalizer January 27, 2008 02:57 pm |
| Wish granted, but you're so flxible and powerful you kick yourself in the face and break yur own nose. Later you choke on your own blood and die. I wish I had my computer already... |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS January 27, 2008 07:17 pm |
| Granted your computer is here. Unfortunately when you connect it to the internet a freak lightening bolt hits your house and it becomes self-aware, quickly gaining control of government defence systems across the globe and within 10 minutes the world's population has dropped 90%. I wish I was the world's best archer. |
| Posted by: mallic January 27, 2008 07:34 pm |
| granted but your bow string snaps and you get hit in the face with an arrow and it gets stuck in your eye I wish for a penny |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs January 27, 2008 08:59 pm | ||
Granted, but you have no pockets and your hands are full so you put the penny in your mouth to hold it, there-on choking and die. I wish everyone in the universe that could help, would help on BB:S btw... if i'm intangible i can go through anything... i can just phase through the anchor.... |
| Posted by: mallic January 27, 2008 09:47 pm |
| I mean like the way a ghost is anchored to the place it dies (theoretically) granted but micronazi steals the game for themselves |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff January 27, 2008 11:21 pm |
| Where's your wish? I wish I'm already good at the drums, good I mean Portnoy good. |
| Posted by: Security Corporate January 28, 2008 12:36 am |
| Granted. However, you have this horrible tendency to smash the drums into pieces. No band hires you. I wish I has a money. |
| Posted by: mallic January 28, 2008 12:40 am |
| you have a money but a hobo robs you, eats your girl friend, and sodomizes your whole family. I wish something bad happened to mars |
| Posted by: Security Corporate January 28, 2008 12:46 am |
| Granted. Hells' minions invade the planet and use it as a staging ground to invade Earth. The first place they invade is your house. They then proceed to hang you with your own intestines. I wish I had another balloon of helium I could inhale. |
| Posted by: Nikku January 28, 2008 01:19 am |
| Granted, but you inhale all of it in one gulp and with your buzz you decide to smoke a cigarette and you explode. I wish i never had to take dumps. (Can we please not have every answer ends in You choke, OLd woman pussy, Flap Jack tits, You exploded, You are sentenced to eternal buttsecks with a hourse and your instenses reupaiture |
| Posted by: mallic January 28, 2008 01:38 am |
| granted but the only ways this can happen is by god fucking you with a 500 meter dildo. I wish for Pang |
| Posted by: Luciel January 28, 2008 10:17 am |
| Granted but the giant balls squash you. I wish for holidays. |
| Posted by: _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ January 28, 2008 10:32 am |
| wished granted but every holiday resort you goto is struck by a natural disaster. I wish for wings! |
| Posted by: Security Corporate January 28, 2008 10:54 am |
| You got em, but since you weren't specific, you were given small insect wings that unfortunately cant support your weight. I wish I had more time. |
| Posted by: gordon_frohman January 28, 2008 01:56 pm |
| you have all the time in the world ! because the time continioum stopped, making everyone and everything around you freeze in time , you are a lone traveler in a time where time is frozen. i wish for creativity |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS January 28, 2008 09:44 pm | ||
Helium is an inert gas And don't say my bow string snaps - it upsets me  Anyway, Frohman: Granted but you create more than the world's population can handle, sending them all insane and bent on burying you under your thousands of creations. I wish I could travel anywhere in the universe AND return safely |
| Posted by: Elite viking January 28, 2008 11:01 pm |
| You rip a logical hole in time and space as you defy all the laws of nature. Everything around you gets warped out of proportions, and wham, you're in the parallel universe where Hitler won the war. I want some good old alcohol, but not spirits. |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- January 28, 2008 11:28 pm |
| Wish granted, and you get an opened bottle of Bourbon County Stout that has been sitting out in the sun for ten years straight. I wish baby-kicking to be a sport. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff January 29, 2008 01:20 am |
| Granted. Baby-kicking became a sport, until a baby who was made by a steel mommy and daddy was kicked at your head. Your neck cracks. I wish kids in my school didn't smell like ass. |
| Posted by: Security Corporate January 29, 2008 05:24 am |
| Granted. They don't smell like ass but they sure smell like shit! I wish the title of "President of the USA" would be changed to "Chancellor of the USA". |
| Posted by: mallic January 29, 2008 12:31 pm |
| granted but yoda kicks the chancellor's ass (which should have happened in the fucking movie) I wish I wasn't so damn good at SCA combat  |
| Posted by: _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ January 29, 2008 11:08 pm |
| Granted, but unfortunately for some g*d-damn reason you fail to wield any weapon or be able to wear any armour. I wish I could run extremely fast and jump really high. |
| Posted by: mallic January 29, 2008 11:56 pm |
| you hit a wall I wish for nothing |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff January 30, 2008 01:26 am |
| Your wish is granted. Eventually a crow attacked your eye, a clumsy surgeon saws your arm, a vampire hunter stabs you in the heart by accident, a boxer swings his arms at your back for no reason, and finally, you die. I wish I don't feel dried up after taking a bath. |
| Posted by: Keyes January 30, 2008 01:53 am |
| Granted. You're now constantly wet, and once you step onto a smooth floor, you slip over and break your neck. Pwned, biatch. I wish my stash of beers leftover from my house party was neverending. |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- January 30, 2008 02:59 am |
| Granted, but now you have to buy a new fridge because you can't store any food or cold beverages (like milk and shit). I wish for the south pole to become the north pole, and the north pole to become the south pole. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff January 30, 2008 04:57 am |
| Granted. Instead, you were changed around, your head becoming your feet and your feet becoming your head. You die of breaking your neck while running. I wish I can wash a mountain of dishes in 1 minute. |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- January 30, 2008 09:38 am | ||
Granted, while it doesn't take you long to wash the dishes, the actual wash is pure suckage. I wish penguins could really fly. |
| Posted by: Elite viking January 30, 2008 02:46 pm |
| Granted. Now the penguins are the biggest threat to human society. Entire cities are anihilated from the face of earth as the rabid swarms of penguins attack from above without warning. I wish for a musical library full of the music I like. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS January 30, 2008 02:57 pm | ||
Granted. A brand new 20,000TB hard drive is delivered to your house full of all the music of the world. Unfortuately, the technology to connect it to your pc won't be invented for 50 years. I wish to pass my driving test on Friday 8th  |
| Posted by: Keyes January 30, 2008 04:52 pm |
| Granted, but you total your car the next day. I wish I got paid to go to uni. |
| Posted by: Luciel January 30, 2008 05:41 pm | ||
this happened to a friend of mine o.O passed his test, next day his volvo was totalled. Granted you get paid to go to uni but turn out a total failure and the goverment claims itīs money back with 500% interest rate |
| Posted by: Nikku January 30, 2008 10:13 pm |
| No wish? YOU DIE?!?!!??! i wish for 3 more wishes. |
| Posted by: Elite viking January 31, 2008 11:13 am |
| Granted, you get 3 more wishes, but you did not specify that you would decide what they were. the three wishes are: hell on earth, no more computer games and everyone know it's your fault I wish I didn't have so goddamn many tests at school. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS January 31, 2008 01:18 pm | ||
Granted. Your school doesn't test you. They also don't educate you, feed you or let your out of your padded classroom, lest you infect society with your free-thinking testless ways. I wish I could get car insurance that didn't cost over Ģ1200 for my mum's Fiat!!!! |
| Posted by: Keyes January 31, 2008 03:39 pm |
| Granted. It's only third-party. So when someone smashes up your car and steals your stereo, you're not covered. I wish I had more time to play WoW (it hasn't stolen my soul yet!) |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS January 31, 2008 04:49 pm |
| (I was talking about third-party ) Granted, you and your pc are suspended in time, doomed to upgrade your character and such untill the end of time, except for you that never comes I wish I could find a part-time job. |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- January 31, 2008 09:37 pm |
| Done, you now work at helping with the Cow Breeders. Have fun with the smex! I wish when people laughed, it would only be people yelling "lol". |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs January 31, 2008 10:44 pm |
| Granted, but you are actually teleported into a video game called "PWN THE REDFIELD BITCH" and get cockslapped and die. I wish for my pet guinea pig back... R.I.P |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- January 31, 2008 11:20 pm |
| Granted, and it comes back as a... bar of chocolate! You were hoping for zombie-pig, but you don't get that, bitch! I wish Hitler was black. |
| Posted by: Nikku February 01, 2008 12:32 am |
| Granted, but he kills all the crackers. And he sets up a white wemienz factory so he can jungle cock them. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/110105 |
| Posted by: Nikku February 01, 2008 12:34 am | ||
I wish it was illegal to be a scientologist is America, Those germans got something right. (Ahh fuck i hit quote instead of edit, my bad. |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 01, 2008 05:24 am |
| Granted, but a former scientologist is elected president and amends the law. pwned I was I had uber coding, modeling, skinning and map making abilities so I could make BB:S all by myself! |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 01, 2008 06:05 am |
| Granted. You become a super mod crazy man. After 2 days you go crazy as to how good you are in making a mod, leading you to jumping in a creek full of sharks I wish I can write really good essays in 1min. |
| Posted by: Luciel February 01, 2008 05:18 pm |
| You write 10 shitty words in 1 minute that are considered art (kind of like the unmade bed), but... well actually thatīs pretty bad already! I wish someone made a W40K MMO |
| Posted by: mallic February 01, 2008 07:42 pm |
| the mmo is made, and like wow it steals peoples lives I wish my head was made out of metal so when I head bang people die |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 01, 2008 11:21 pm |
| Granted but you get struck by lightning and die I wish I was the richest guy on Earth. |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 02, 2008 12:22 am |
| Granted, but you forget to pay income and property taxes, all your money is taken and you are sent to jail. After you get out, you are broke and are forced to live in a box in the sewers. I wish I could play the guitar awesomely. |
| Posted by: Keyes February 02, 2008 12:40 am |
| Granted, but it came at a cost - you forget how to breathe. I wish I never got tired. |
| Posted by: mallic February 02, 2008 12:47 am |
| granted but in order to not sleep you have to do a bunch of crack and you get busted by the cops. I wish I had an mp5 and a Python and about 10 heavily armed friends that could go through and help me slaughter all of the idiots in my school. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 02, 2008 01:21 am | ||
Dude I think it's made already... or am I wrong? I remember seeing it in mmosite. Mallic, your wish is granted. You get what you wished for, but you were caught by the police since you guys didn't kill yourselves. You all are publicly guillotined(spellingzors?) in front of 1000 people who love violence. I wish I am good at teh drums. |
| Posted by: Nikku February 02, 2008 02:52 am | ||
Do you have any idea how our government system works? |
| Posted by: Luciel February 02, 2008 11:26 am | ||||
nah, doesnīt. But iīm ok with it taking peopleīs souls : ) |
| Posted by: Elite viking February 02, 2008 02:11 pm | ||||
Granted, you become the best in the world at drums. Then Bonham (as a zombie obviously) Portnoy, Ulrich and all the other actually best drummers kill you because you took their jobs. They kill you with your own drumstick hahaha. I wish I had the patience to finish the stories I begin (specimen cough cough) |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 02, 2008 09:52 pm | ||
Granted, but no-one else has the patience to read them. your stories go un-noticed. I wish I could shoot an arrow 1000 yards through a polo mint even in gale force winds. |
| Posted by: Keyes February 02, 2008 11:01 pm |
| Granted, but the gale-force winds whip the arrow round to hit you in the eye. I wish I had a laptop that could run WoW. |
| Posted by: Elite viking February 02, 2008 11:04 pm |
| Granted. Now you can play WoW anywhere, anytime, which is exactly what you do. It takes your soul, and you die of dehydration. I wish Tom Cruise would disappear, that scientologist psycho drives me mad. maaad... |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 03, 2008 01:28 am |
| Granted, but you are always haunted by a strange feeling that he's always behind your shoulder, just out of your sight. It drives you mad and you commit suicide. I wish my internet was faster so I didn't have to wait 10 Hours to download a Battlefield 2 mod... |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 03, 2008 01:45 am |
| Granted, you download all of the mods you can fit on your hard drive, but then the makers of BF2 come in and murder you for downloading to many mods. Pwned I wish I could throw knives at a target and hit where ever I want. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 03, 2008 02:02 am | ||
Granted. You throw a knife 27.3 miles and kill the President. You are locked up for life with no access to knives. Pwned xD I wish for a glass of water |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 03, 2008 04:56 am |
| Granted, you get a glass of water, but when you grab it, it shatters and all the shards fly straight into your eyes. I wish this topic would be stickied |
| Posted by: Keyes February 03, 2008 12:45 pm |
| Granted, but now you are my bitch for eternity I wish my earphones for my MP3 player didn't keep screwing up (it's the right earphone, every time!) |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 03, 2008 12:50 pm |
| Granted they work perfectly, right up untill you set the volume too high and they shatter into a thousand pieces, along with your eardrums. I wish I was more organised |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 03, 2008 07:55 pm |
| Granted, but your so organized that the FBI suspects you of being a spy and come to your house and blow it up, along with yourself. I wish I wasn't Keyes' bitch for eternity |
| Posted by: Keyes February 03, 2008 09:43 pm |
| Granted, but one of the jobs for being my bitch is to lick my boots. Lick 'em, bitch! Lick 'em 'til they shine! I wish I had Ģ10 billion. |
| Posted by: Security Corporate February 03, 2008 10:13 pm |
| Granted, but you naively place it all in one big bag. While carrying to your house, you get shot in the face and robbed of all your moneys. I wish everyone here was a noob again, that way I could easily pwn everyone.  |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 03, 2008 10:17 pm |
| Granted. Everyone became a noob here, and you could not take how much noobicity there was. You hang yourself as to how much noobness was in here. I wish I have 230983404906575987490568690485 acclaim coins. |
| Posted by: mallic February 03, 2008 10:49 pm |
| granted but your account is suspected for fraud and your arrested and raped in jail i wish for DOOOOOOOOOOOOWAP |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 04, 2008 12:13 am | ||
Mallic, your wish is granted and since i dont know what a "DOOOOOWAP" is, you are slowly raped to death after going to jail for using fake words. I wish Keyes' knew that I said I wished I WASNT hit bitch. |
| Posted by: Keyes February 04, 2008 01:30 am |
| Granted, but Keyes THEN knows that you just edited your post, and promptly pwns you with his 1337 mod powers I wish flights to Australia weren't so damn expensive. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 04, 2008 02:55 am |
| Granted. Instead of not being damn expensive, it became SUPERMEGAOMFG expensive, and it costed 3290584305983509438503058043958093458 dollars. I wish I had no homework. |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- February 04, 2008 04:39 am | ||
Granted, you never have homework again! But, you become completely lost during lectures so you phail! I wish I could smuggle a Mexican midget across the border and not get caught. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 04, 2008 05:11 am |
| Granted. You are able to smuggle a mexican midget, but one time you actually smuggled a mexican midget in disguise. Border patrol barge into your house and publicly hanged you. I wish I'm capable of finishing the exit exam in 1min. without any errors. |
| Posted by: _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ February 04, 2008 10:48 am |
| Granted but you then realise your actually in the wrong room and missed the exam. I wish I could drive and have all the mustang models in the world. |
| Posted by: Equalizer February 04, 2008 12:24 pm |
| Granted, but then the warehouse/garage you keep all the cars in collapses and you have to pay $500 million to get it repaired. I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that... (repetitive déjā vu) |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 04, 2008 11:58 pm |
| You phail.. Whatever you wished for is granted, then ungranted and then regranted then ungranted and then it starts a paradox, causing your brain to explode I wish I had mod powers *hopes with twinkle in eye* |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 05, 2008 12:41 am |
| Granted but everyone else loses interest, leaving you king of a ghost e-town. I wish I never had to sleep. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 05, 2008 01:22 am |
| Granted. You never had to sleep, but still you've grown eyebugs. After 10 days of no sleep, your eyebugs can fall to the ground. No lady can go out with you. You kill yourself because you've became ugly. I wish the Exit Exam is easy, I mean kindergarten easy. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 05, 2008 10:31 am |
| Okay... I've no idea what "eyebugs" are. :S Granted, but everyone else scores 100% too, so everyone in that year throughout the US gets the same average grade. You're not special I wish I could finish this very complicated and confusing IT project. |
| Posted by: Security Corporate February 05, 2008 11:01 am |
| Oh you finished it alright, and got an awesome failing grade. I wish you could do homework while sleeping. |
| Posted by: Equalizer February 05, 2008 11:50 am |
| Granted. We can, but you can't. I wish our bodies produced Water out of the Oxygen and other gases in the atmosphere. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 05, 2008 04:41 pm |
| Granted but soon our planet's O2 supply thins and the world floods. People are forced to choose between suicide, hypoxia or drowning. Great job. I wish trees were red and grass was blue, the sky being red of course, |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- February 05, 2008 09:55 pm | ||
Wish granted and it is a sure sign of the apocolypse. We all die from the crimson sky, thanks douchefag! I wish McDonald's was healthy. |
| Posted by: gordon_frohman February 05, 2008 10:47 pm | ||||
your wish cannot be granted. please choose another wish |
| Posted by: mallic February 05, 2008 10:58 pm |
| ROFLMAO |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 07, 2008 12:20 am |
| I wish I passed the exit exam. |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 07, 2008 04:16 am |
| Granted, but you failed every single class because of laziness and are sent back to kindergarden ouch, bad luck mate I wish Zpin would change my name to -=u.n.c.l.e=- David |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 07, 2008 06:47 am |
| Granted, Zpin changes your name, but he places Uncle David, and everybody thought you're an old man on the PC. They flame you so much, you jump off a building. I wish I have time to do HW. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 07, 2008 01:38 pm |
| Granted. All day you are forced to do homework. your homework, your class' homework, the entire school's homework. Phool I wish I didn't have to go back to school in 20 minutes for just two hours (It's the last day before half term for christ's sake!) |
| Posted by: Keyes February 08, 2008 01:00 am |
| Granted. You now have to go back to school in twenty minutes for two days. I wish I could free-run like Altair (assassin's creed). |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 08, 2008 01:33 am |
| Granted. You could free run wherever you went, but all of a sudden you broke your foot, then your arms, then your neck. You ded boyeh! I wish my mp3 player is fixed. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 08, 2008 03:48 pm |
| Granted but your lungs stop working I wish I had passed my driving test |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 08, 2008 10:49 pm |
| granted but you actually suck at driving and your parents bribed the instructor to let you pass so you run over 500212345423 pedestrians, get the torturous death sentence which is being poked by a single needle thousands of times, but always missing the veins (on purpose of course) until you just bleed EXTREMELY slowly to death... I wish my joystick wasnt turning to the right while its actually at rest... |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 08, 2008 10:51 pm |
| Granted it now turns to the left I wish I had a Lancer Mitsubishi Evo in perfect working order, and I was legally able to drive it |
| Posted by: Keyes February 09, 2008 02:28 am |
| Granted, but it gets stolen and crashed into a tree. I wish I could understand the female mind... |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 09, 2008 02:35 am |
| Pick another wish dude.. |
| Posted by: Keyes February 09, 2008 03:26 am | ||
Haha, point. I wish I could make people disappear at will, and make them reappear at will. |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 09, 2008 03:50 am |
| Granted You make everyone on the earth disappear to see what it would be like alone, but then all of a sudden a kryptonite shard is embedded into your skull and you cant take it out so you cant make everyone reappear. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 09, 2008 02:30 pm | ||
WISH!!!!?!?!?!?! THE GAME HAS CRASHED INTO A TREE OF IGNORANCE! |
| Posted by: Nikku February 09, 2008 04:47 pm | ||||
i luled |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 10, 2008 12:26 am |
| I wish the tree of ignorance disappeared |
| Posted by: gordon_frohman February 10, 2008 05:57 pm | ||
you mean parkour |
| Posted by: Keyes February 10, 2008 08:39 pm | ||||
Parkour and free-running are the same thing... @David: Granted, it's now replaced with the Tree of Epic Phail, and it's in your garden I wish I could silence people by snapping my fingers. |
| Posted by: _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ February 11, 2008 01:23 am |
| Wish granted, but unfortunately you lose all your fingers in a freak car accident, left with only thumbs! I wish Keyes now lost his thumbs! |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 11, 2008 01:27 am |
| Granted. Keyes lost his thumbNAILs. Hahaah. You lost every single finger you have. I wish homework never existed. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 11, 2008 01:53 am | ||
Granted, everyone is now in school 24/7. I wish I was as awesome as this guy: (follow link) http://www.ironoak.ch/forums/index.php?showtopic=2074&hl=download+video |
| Posted by: Security Corporate February 11, 2008 02:24 am | ||||
Aw man that just made my day. Good stuff, good stuff. Granted, you are just as awesome than he is, eventually making you ask the question "omg haw can i bai geforce 4 one money?". I wish I had some barbeque chicken right now. Very hungry at the moment. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 11, 2008 02:41 am |
| Granted, but it's wired to a bomb strapped to your penis. I wish I could have one of these  With BBS Betatester written on it |
| Posted by: Elite viking February 11, 2008 04:27 pm |
| Congratulations, you get one. But there's still friggin' nothing to test. I wish my new comp would arrive soon. |
| Posted by: _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ February 11, 2008 05:08 pm | ||
| Wish granted, but a powersurge rips through your house blowing up your new computer. I wish I lived in Australia.
Haha, lol! Looking through that thread I saw alot of old names, only to realise I also posted in there. Out of all the people who posted in that thread, I'm the only one still here. I think that may be a sad thing. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 12, 2008 01:22 am | ||
Granted. You get a free ticket to the Airport and a free house there where your rent will be free for life. Once you arrived from your plane, a Kangaroo punched your head and it cracked. Wekwekwek I wish I was level 70 in 2moons.... |
| Posted by: mallic February 12, 2008 01:43 am |
| granted but every time you go to play it a panda rapes you. I wish that the damn divorce was settled |
| Posted by: gordon_frohman February 12, 2008 04:12 pm | ||
granted the divorce is settled... but there were complications so the value of the items and the money dropped to 0 and was worth nothing ... sucks to be you.. jeg ønsker meg en blå ballong |
| Posted by: Keyes February 12, 2008 05:52 pm |
| Gitt , bortsett fra det er en fylte med latter gass. EN raver stjele den. I wish I had unlimited supplies of Jameson whiskey. |
| Posted by: Elite viking February 12, 2008 11:19 pm |
| Dammit Keyes, stop it! You're creeping me out! o_O But really, it's so cool that you're actually decent at Norwegian. It's such a tiny language in a country up north. Granted, you have unlimited whiskey, but the infinite number of bottles create an unlimited huge black hole, collapsing the universe, which is, um, unlimited large as well? I wish for someone to give me a decent wish without any complications of any kind which does nothing but good to me and the rest of the known and unknown universe. Hah. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 12, 2008 11:22 pm |
| Granted, your life is happy, and you sit at home all day being happy while other people go out and do things with their life. So, you're still happy untill you die, but you don't get any sense of purpose or achievement. (I would hate that). I wish that forum members wouldn't rudely break into minority languages, therefore excluding other forum members from the conversation... |
| Posted by: Keyes February 13, 2008 01:07 am |
| Granted, but they now all speak in Chinese. (Please note SDW, I only do that to ensure the forum members that NO language is safe from me )I wish I was had the same lifestyle as Gabriel in Swordfish. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 13, 2008 01:18 am | ||
Granted, you know recieve blowjobs while being forced to hack government systems in less than a minute at gunpoint, except there is a problem - you don't know how to hack! !I wish I knew all computer programming languages |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 13, 2008 01:20 am | ||
That made me chuckle SDW, Granted. You knew so much, that your primary language became binary and nobody could understand you. You killed yourself of sadness. I wish I got super powahz!! Yeeeee |
| Posted by: Elite viking February 13, 2008 01:21 am |
| Don't forget that the gun wasn't loaded (or it hadn't got a round in the chamber) |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 13, 2008 01:23 am | ||||
Granted, you can now see through transparent objects - well done I wish I could become invisible at will |
| Posted by: Security Corporate February 13, 2008 03:14 am |
| Granted, but since you didn't specify what part of your body you wanted invisible, every time you try to turn invisible your penis disappears from sight. I wish my girlfriend lived only walking distance away. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 13, 2008 04:00 am |
| Granted, but once you wished this wish your parents kicked you out and you were forced to live in Antartica. I wish dishes can wash themselves. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 13, 2008 12:10 pm |
| Granted, dishes wash themselves, and keep you up all night in a giant crockery-washing orgy in your cupboards. I wish I had a cup of tea. |
| Posted by: gordon_frohman February 13, 2008 03:42 pm | ||||
haha.,... 110001100100010101001010010 1010010110001111101010101 hexagons ! |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 13, 2008 08:06 pm | ||
Haxadecimal actually |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 14, 2008 05:06 am | ||
Granted. You wished for a cup of tea, and instead you get coffee. Really yucky bitter coffee. I wish I got the power to teleport anywhere I wanna. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 14, 2008 04:30 pm | ||||
Congrats, you can now teleport where ever you want to, but everyone hates you and you become a threat to world security, so a price of $1,000,000,000 ($1 billion) is put on your head, bwahahaha. I wish for a chocolate bar |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 14, 2008 04:33 pm |
| Granted, but its actually a piece of shit and you eat it and die and nobody goes to the funeral I wish that the person i loved would love me |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 14, 2008 04:36 pm | ||
Granted, your new boyfriend and you are very happy together I wish I was faster at Tae Kwon Do. |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 14, 2008 07:12 pm |
| Ok SDW that really wasnt funny granted, but someone else is faster and whoops you at it |
| Posted by: Elite viking February 14, 2008 08:00 pm |
| Hey, the wishes are put out at your own risk. If you actually make a serious wish, it will be joked around with just like all the others. AND YOU DIDN'T WISH FOR ANYTHING, THE UNIVERSE IMPLODES BECAUSE OF YOUR IGNORANCE OF THIS GAME'S RULEZ |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 22, 2008 07:21 am |
| I wish the weekend was twenty thousand days longer. |
| Posted by: Security Corporate February 22, 2008 08:37 am |
| Granted, but now the weekdays are twenty million days longer. I wish I can find several 100 dollar bills on the ground today. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 22, 2008 04:06 pm |
| Granted, unfortunately with your prints all over stolen notes from a recent bank robbery, you're put in jail for 10 years I wish there was less gravity on Earth |
| Posted by: Keyes February 22, 2008 04:11 pm |
| Granted. Everyone floats into space and dies. The few people who managed to cling to the ground hate you forever. I wish I could make cute girls single with a snap of my fingers |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- February 22, 2008 04:20 pm | ||
Granted, and they go right back out with their ex-boyfriend. I wish abortions were free and it was like fast-food; either go in, or drive-thru. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 22, 2008 10:59 pm | ||
Granted, but your mom got one when you were still a foetus, ripping you out and leaving you to die over a few hours in agony in a dark bio waste bin, the way most abortions go. I wish I had a spaceship |
| Posted by: Keyes February 23, 2008 12:12 am |
| Granted, you get a spaceship. Unfortunately, there are big holes in it, so when you take it for a spin in space, the vacuum sucks you out. I wish I was allowed to kill one person of my choice without any legal or moral ramifications. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 23, 2008 01:18 am |
| Granted. You were legal to kill 1 person, but one thing you didn't know was that you had to pay 99999999999999999 dollars after. I wish my packages arrive sooner. |
| Posted by: hunter February 23, 2008 01:28 am |
| They arrive sooner but you receive a box full of dildos instead. I wish i had a lotus exige 2008 s model  |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 23, 2008 02:18 am |
| Granted. You suddenly get one, and it was going to be delivered to your house. The one delivering it accidentally ran you over, though. I wish I got a lot of pants |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 23, 2008 01:22 pm |
| Ok you get lots of other men's pants in your room. That'll be a toughy to explain to mom I wish I could throw a tennis ball a loong long way |
| Posted by: Elite viking February 23, 2008 07:03 pm |
| Granted, you throw it damn far. so far that it travels across the entire earth and hit you in the back of your head and makes you comatose. I wish my xbox didn't fuck up all my game discs. |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 23, 2008 07:28 pm |
| Granted, now it kills you I wish Mythbusters wasnt so awesome! |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- February 23, 2008 08:16 pm |
| Granted, now the show sucks and it gets pulled. Now we will never know what's a myth, and what isn't. I wish there would be a battle between ninjas and pirates. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 23, 2008 09:04 pm | ||
Hahaha, that's like a 1second corruption. Think of better ones dave. Chris, wish granted. While they were fighting and you were spectating, a ninja decapitates you and a cannonball from a pirate ship hits your guts. I wish I got my memory card back. |
| Posted by: mallic February 24, 2008 12:17 am |
| granted, but gay porn is permanetly stuck on your card and it is curse so that even if a mp3 player has it in, a magical screen pops out of the mp3/what ever it is in and plays the porn. I wish for a cookie |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 24, 2008 12:48 am |
| Granted but the cookie turns into a zombie and eats your face, then you become a zombie without a face and bleed on someone with a cut and they become a zombie and then the world gets infected and aliens come and eat all of your faces but then you all turn into faceless alien zombies and kill your alien masters *BIG BREATH* and then all the zombies gather in one place causing it to have to much weight and they are all pulled into the sun (including the earth) *breath* phew I wish that I couldn't possibly make a wish. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 24, 2008 12:57 am |
| I wish butterflies were bigger *cunning wink* |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 24, 2008 08:44 am |
| Granted. Butterflies became bigger.... one asked you to ride him/her, so you agreed. Eventually, him/her dropped you on a creek full of poo I wish I got money. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 24, 2008 04:45 pm |
| Granted you have 3,269 Ugandan Shillings I wish I could play the piano better than anyone else |
| Posted by: Keyes February 24, 2008 05:07 pm |
| Granted, but people are more impressed by someone who can play the kazoo better than anyone else. I wish Heroes Series 2 would come out on DVD. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 25, 2008 12:15 am |
| Granted, but it's too expensive for you, and no-one puts it on the internet mwuhuhuh. I wish I could speak Japanese. |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 25, 2008 12:20 am |
| Granted but that becomes the only language you can speak/understand and everyone else in the world can only speak English now so no one understands you and you cant understand them. I wish for some Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream. |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- February 25, 2008 02:37 am | ||
Granted, but it's melted...and it explodes. I wish Keyes had a one inch penis so we could all laugh at him. |
| Posted by: mallic February 25, 2008 02:58 am |
| granted but it can shoot fire and he jizzes on your mom and kills her I wish for |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 25, 2008 03:21 am |
| Your wish for made your face permanently , so everyone hated you and decapitated you. I wish IE works right now |
| Posted by: Elite viking February 25, 2008 11:05 am |
| Granted, IE works. The insanity of this causes worldwide riots. You are crushed beneath tons of furious nerds rioting in the streets. I wish French class would end.... >:( |
| Posted by: Keyes February 25, 2008 12:11 pm |
| Granted, but so does the world. I wish Chris turned into a penguin with a penis on its head whenever I snapped my fingers |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 25, 2008 05:00 pm |
| Granted but he gets hugely turned on by this and begs you to keep snapping your fingers untill they break I wish for W0WZ0R with extra Z0MG |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 26, 2008 12:26 am |
| Sorry, your wish is not applicable right now. Please call again in 23 hours. I wish for an endless army of totally obedient  smoking s |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 26, 2008 02:47 am |
| HAahaha, you get an army of , who loved to smoke . But the leader of came to your poorly guarded fort and assassinated you XD I wish I have a lot of money. |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- February 26, 2008 06:02 am | ||
Granted, you get one million pennies inside your fridge. I wish all women became sterile so we live out Children of Men, and the only person to carry babies is Keyes. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 26, 2008 06:12 am |
| Oh man, I love that joke Granted. We lived like in Children of Men, killing poor old innocent old men and waiting for Keyes to give birth. Eventually, you got assassinated and Keyes did not give birth, and women were able to produce babies again. I wish english homework did not exist. |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- February 26, 2008 06:18 am | ||
Granted, and nobody knew of such said language. Good job, dude. I wish Australia had zombie kangaroos. |
| Posted by: Keyes February 26, 2008 01:39 pm |
| Granted, but they now come after you. You can't run from the undead hopping things! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! I wish I could get my degree for free without doing any work. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 26, 2008 04:10 pm | ||
Live in the UK? Then the answer is you can ^^ Unfortunately it isn't worth anything and you end up 20 grand in debt. I wish my poor little muscles didn't ache so bad |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 27, 2008 01:15 am |
| Granted, now you have no muscles. I wish I didnt have to write a 500 word essay |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 27, 2008 01:44 am |
| Granted, you don't have to write an essay of 500 words, but you have to write an essay of 50000 words. I wish I can growl like a metal vocalist!!! RAWRRRRRRR |
| Posted by: mallic February 27, 2008 03:03 am |
| granted you have metal in your throat and every time you breath it cuts your throat open. I wish for 11111111111111111111111111111111 to equal 42 |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 27, 2008 03:40 am |
| (Nice Corruption XD) Granted. 11111111111111111111111111111111 now equalled 42, but the mathematicians did not find this right somehow.... they traced where the problem started, and it led to you. They then placed cyanide in your food and placed a bomb in your heart. Double ouch. I wish there's a nearby Gundam store in our city.... |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- February 27, 2008 06:44 am |
| Granted, but since Gundam sucks, its Grand Closing was the same day of its Grand Opening. I wish it was acceptable to say "White Power" since "Black Power" is ok. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 27, 2008 07:55 am |
| Hey, Gundam does not suck!! Bish i kik u as !!! lol jk Granted. It was acceptable to say White Power once again. Once you said it the 99th time however, you were sniped by an unknown assassin! Gasp!!! I wish I am Napoleon Bonaparte!! Woohooooooo |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin February 27, 2008 08:12 am | ||
Your wish has been granted, but then i make you invincible and keep feeding you to zombies for all eternity, i show u a copy of bbs on computer and destroy my computer. I wish something bad happened to me. Anything bad. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 27, 2008 05:38 pm |
| Granted you returned to the IronOak forums and realised people had not forgotten your immature behaviour and spam the first or second times you were here. People are wary of you and so you end up depressed and lonely in your room with no-one but the internet as company ^^ I wish Zombie Assassin was banned from the IronOak Forums. |
| Posted by: Keyes February 27, 2008 08:04 pm |
| Granted. He now lives in your house. I wish I could win the bet I made with a friend. |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- February 27, 2008 08:07 pm | ||
Granted, you made out with fifty other men with ease; bet won. I wish Keyes had no nipples. |
| Posted by: Keyes February 27, 2008 10:10 pm |
| Granted, they're now attached to your forehead I wish Chris lived in Antartica with the penguins. |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin February 28, 2008 02:40 am |
| Granted... but little do you know, Keyes, that Antarctica is ON MY NIPPLES! AND YOU LIVE THERE! I wish nothing. |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs February 28, 2008 04:12 am |
| I already wished for nothing. Choose another wish noob. I wish Zombie Assassin wouldnt keep coming back, because he is to immature to exist on these forums. |
| Posted by: -=Chris Redfield=- February 28, 2008 04:16 am |
| That wish is too extreme and extravagent, so he now stays...FO'EVA! I wish for some chocolate biscuits. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 28, 2008 04:18 am |
| Your wish for chocolate biscuits was granted. You got endless amounts, so you ate like a pig... till you got intense Diabetes which killed you in a sec. I wish I am a METALLER!! WAHAHAHAAHAHA |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin February 28, 2008 05:51 am |
| You become a metaller, then i blow your house up, your hometown up, your state up, your country up, and blow up the half of the world you live in. You also become a woman, and we have kids. |
| Posted by: Elite viking February 28, 2008 12:12 pm | ||
My good man, I salute you. and Zombie Assasin if you're posting here make a wish! OMGLOLROFLZ Ok I make a wish for you. You wished for cake, don't you? Everyone likes cake. Why don't you marry the cake if you love it so much? WELL I WON'T LET YOU. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? I wish portal 2 would be released nowz. |
| Posted by: hunter February 28, 2008 04:28 pm |
| Granted portal 2 is released now but its shit and unfinished and there is no fantastic wonderful song about you the charcter been dead and not getting any cake to eat! I wish college didnt last till half 5. |
| Posted by: hunter February 28, 2008 04:29 pm |
| Granted portal 2 is released now but its shit and unfinished and there is no fantastic wonderful song about you the charcter been dead and not getting any cake to eat! I wish college didnt last till half 5. |
| Posted by: mallic February 28, 2008 06:35 pm |
| granted but a clown rapes you in your spare time I wish za got raped buy a rhino wait that already happened hmm... I wish for a screwdriver |
| Posted by: hunter February 28, 2008 07:38 pm |
| you get your screwdriver but the same clown who raped me shanks you in the ear with it. i wish i didnt have to wait for meals! |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 28, 2008 10:39 pm | ||
Oh come on, Keyes! I'm a human being! Granted you get endless bowls of catfood to eat. I wish I had five beautiful women on my bed right now . |
| Posted by: bacon333 February 28, 2008 10:44 pm |
| Granted, but they're all she-males. I wish nothing bad ever happened to me. Ever. |
| Posted by: Keyes February 28, 2008 10:53 pm |
| @SDW - Sorry, mate, but it's the rules of the game. Something bad's gotta happen @Bacon - Granted, but that includes being born. I wish I could make people do what I wanted them to...WITH MY MIND!!! |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 28, 2008 11:00 pm |
| Granted, you can contr- uurgh...Keyes... Is... King... aargh. I WiSh THis Pain would STOP!!!1!11 |
| Posted by: hunter February 28, 2008 11:22 pm |
| Granted the pain is replaced with pleasure which is so overwhelmingly pleasurabley it hurts lol I wish women wasnt so fucked up . |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 28, 2008 11:41 pm | ||
Ah, I know the feeling ^^ Granted, now it's the men, so effectively we're in the same situation :/ I wish I had a remote control o make people collapse in overwhelming orgasmic pleasure, or writhe in utter agony, and everything in between |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff February 29, 2008 01:32 am |
| Granted. You got a remote to do that... you pointed at all of us except once you got to me, the remote exploded. Kaboom!! I'm too crazy for ya. I wish I got THE THROAT OF STEEL. |
| Posted by: gordon_frohman February 29, 2008 05:15 pm | ||
granted you have a throat of metal... but you die from rust poisoning after a while i wish for a sound-proof room..... ( watching porn on full volume ftw ! ) |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS February 29, 2008 05:38 pm | ||
(I just leave my windows open - the neighbours aren't so happy )Granted, you lock yourself in your sound-proof room, but you set off the intruder alarm, activating the vaccum pump. All your stuff slides back into the walls, and a big plasma screen unfolds accross one wall, counting down the 60 seconds untill the room is completely evacuated. Panicking, you launch at the door, but the handle is now reccessed from the alarm no matter how you scratch and tear at it your fingers can't get a purchase on it. The timer hits 45 seconds and you feel your eardrums painfully shift as you sprint to the windows, desperately grabbing at the handles, but the pressure difference is unfortunately now too great for you to open them. The timer clicks down to 20 seconds and it's very hard to breathe the thin air, now you resort to screaming and trying to break the 3 inch thick soundproofed glass with your chair (hey, you wished for it ). 10 seconds... Your veins start to expand in your arms and face, coming the the surface of your soaking wet skin (the water in the air has condensed on the windows, no-one can see you. Your eyes and nose leak blood down your face, and you feel incredible pressure on your eyeballs.0 seconds - You've collapsed in agony on the floor, gasping and choking for air, while violently thrashing in hypoxic seizures, Your vision fades away from the edges. This was not a good way to die. I wish for a soundproof room with inwards-opening windows ^^ |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin March 02, 2008 01:26 am |
| Granted, but then you die, god kicks you out of heaven to hhell, and i payed the devil 100 bucks to give you lots of torture. I wish that i granted my own wish, which is to be able to grant wishes. |
| Posted by: Keyes March 02, 2008 01:42 am |
| Granted, but you grant a wish that you can no longer grant wishes, thus your power is taken away. I wish I won a new bet without having to do stuff I didn't want to do in order to win the bet. |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs March 02, 2008 02:15 am |
| Granted, congratulations you won a penny. Also the military took you away for study to see how you won the bet without doing anything because the bet was saying hello to ZA in person. You were thus dissected and your brain was studied. Goodbye! I wish ZA was banned! |
| Posted by: gordon_frohman March 02, 2008 03:32 am |
| damnit ,, you stole my wish |
| Posted by: Elite viking March 02, 2008 02:52 pm |
| Granted, he's banned. Then he show up again with a new account, now 50 percent MORE obnoxious! Wow! I wish physics was a bit easier to understand (goddamn Heisenberg uncertainity principle) |
| Posted by: Keyes March 02, 2008 04:13 pm |
| Granted, but in order for this to happen you end up screwing with the laws of physics and...well, long story short, the Earth crashes into the Sun. I wish my new laptop would arrive already... |
| Posted by: Nikku March 02, 2008 05:35 pm | ||
It arrives, but it is a mac. Also, i got a proposition for ye' guise. Hows a'boot whenever ZA starts being immature, we just completely ignore him for a set amount of time, like a day or a year, or an fluxnard. I wish for terrorism to be erased. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS March 02, 2008 05:46 pm |
| Granted but then WW3 breaks out. Bye world. I wish for a dish of fish. A dish of fish is my wish ^^ |
| Posted by: Elite viking March 03, 2008 11:47 am |
| Granted, you get a dish. Of fish. Seriously, what kind of wish waas that? Are you happy with fish? You could have wished for lots of money or fame or power or whatever? But you chose FISH? You die of sorrow because of the poor wish. I wish hard rock\metal was more accepted. Rock on the radio ftw. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS March 03, 2008 02:58 pm |
| Granted, one hard rock and metal hater somewhere in the world dies of a heart attack. Technically, it is now more accepted I wish for a fridge full of love |
| Posted by: Elite viking March 03, 2008 06:00 pm | ||
Good enough for me |
| Posted by: Keyes March 04, 2008 02:32 am | ||
Granted, but now you have no food in your fridge. You die of starvation I wish I could do what I wanted without any bad consequences |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff March 04, 2008 05:50 am |
| Granted. You could... Kill people, do drugs, rape anyone, hit your teacher, lick the ground, have sex with anyone, and the works. Eventually, you become soooooo out of control that, you end up killing yourself. I wish I can get my notes done.... always takes forever(cause I slack and I hate it) |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin March 12, 2008 06:47 am |
| Granted... you do them in one second, but you gotta do it for ETERNITY!!! I wish for a Nintendo Wii, the right to play it and die ONLY right before i die of old age. |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs March 13, 2008 03:45 am |
| Okay, you get a Wii, and you have the RIGHT to play it, but then the world implodes, but since you cant die before just before old age you are left to float around in the emptiness of space for 70-80 years or so. I wish ZA was gone FOREVER |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff March 13, 2008 04:50 am |
| Granted. ZA was gone forever, poofing him out of his house and out of the forums, and into a foster home. One day your parents adopted him. You guys are now siblings forever. I wish my binder for English class was fixed.........!!! |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin March 13, 2008 11:10 am |
| Granted, then 16 TONS fell on you. |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs March 14, 2008 12:04 am | ||
Isit, by gone forever that means GONE as in nowhere to be found by ANYONE ZA MAKE A WISH |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff March 14, 2008 12:31 am |
| I thought gone forever from the forums..... blah. I'll start a wish. I wish I don't get mad easily. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS March 14, 2008 01:59 am | ||
Granted, but I tried really really hard.... I wish I wasn't ill |
| Posted by: Security Corporate March 14, 2008 06:55 am | ||||
Granted, but now you're terminally ill. This game is all about specification. I wish a had Fuji candy apple right about now. It'll satisfy my current cravings for both fruit and candy. |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin March 14, 2008 07:51 am |
| Granted, but the food had a bomb in it. I wish that nothing good happened to me, which does NOT include being born and growing up. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS March 14, 2008 03:35 pm |
| Granted, nothing good ever happens to you... You lose I guess :/ I wish I didn't have to obey speed limits ^^ |
| Posted by: Keyes March 14, 2008 05:11 pm |
| Granted, but then neither does anyone else. Everyone keeps crashing. After a while, the government outlaws all forms of automobiles. I wish I had year-long supply of beer. |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin March 14, 2008 09:35 pm | ||
YAY I LIVED! Granted. But its in my house, and Im drinking it |
| Posted by: hunter March 14, 2008 11:43 pm | ||||
But its actually flaming acid I wish i had something to do. |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin March 15, 2008 12:20 am |
| Granted. The thing to do is: Live in my house, in the same room as me for a week. I wish i had made a wish on my last 2 posts. |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff March 15, 2008 12:52 am |
| Okeh ZA, you're forgetting to grant some wishes.... Granted, you made a wish on your last 2 posts, which were: "I wish I had female body parts" and, "I wish I had a high-paying job." Guess what'll happen? Heheheheheh I wish laundry was done. |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs March 15, 2008 01:04 am |
| Granted, but all the colors ran together and now everything is a mixed weird ugly shade of pink green red yellow blue brown black and white I wish for more weights and more time to work out! |
| Posted by: iliketoblowzombieheadsoff March 15, 2008 01:06 am |
| Granted. You get the following, which makes you totally ripped.... your abs then cover your whole face and you have a hard time to move. I wish I'm a good singer!!!!! As good as Howard Jones of Killswitch Engage. |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin March 15, 2008 05:41 am |
| Granted. Then I ate you. I wish for... |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS March 15, 2008 12:17 pm |
| Granted you get NOTHING! (but there's a bomb there anyway ) I wish my internet wasn't being so retarded. |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin March 16, 2008 12:55 am |
| Granted. You got a better internet connection. I wish the NEXT person's wish is to have a boulder fall on them. |
| Posted by: DavidRoxZoRs March 17, 2008 05:41 am |
| Granted, you make the next wish and a boulder falls on you, congratulations. I wish for a bottle of water that I am not allowed to drink. |
| Posted by: mallic March 17, 2008 06:20 am |
| granted you become so frustrated but then za comes and shoves it so far up his ass the gerbil that is already there pops out his mouth and you laugh so hard you suffocate I wish for meh |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin March 17, 2008 06:36 am | ||
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! SO FUNNY!!!!! Granted. You wished for meh. So i came to live with you. Surprised? Meh could also equal me. I wish to be FIRIN MAH LAZER BLAARGH |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS March 17, 2008 05:21 pm |
| Granted, as you slot the nulcear power cell into your laser pistol, you contemplate how you annoy people all over the world from your room. You push the cold metal barrel up against your head and quickly pull the trigger. I wish for sunshine |
| Posted by: mallic March 17, 2008 08:29 pm |
| granted but you get cancer I wish za got raped by a kangaroo |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin March 17, 2008 09:36 pm |
| Granted. Then he came comin for you. I wish im FIRIN MAH LAZER (SHOOP DA WOOP)! |
| Posted by: mallic March 17, 2008 11:35 pm |
| well he comes for me then I kill him, and since your wish is a duplicate it cannot be wished for and god hits you with a fish and tells you to wish again |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin March 19, 2008 08:37 am |
| Then God smites mallic, and he goes to a gay bar and... well... y'know. I WISH FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO MALLIC TO BE TRUE! |
| Posted by: mallic March 19, 2008 08:39 am |
| well mallic goes to a gay bar and tells them all that there is a gay kid named zombie assassin and they go and rape him. I wish za would come back X ( |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin March 19, 2008 09:05 am |
| Granted. Your unnoticing that im infront of you turns into noticing. I wish i had a friend. |
| Posted by: mallic March 19, 2008 05:18 pm |
| granted but he goes insane, rapes you, tears off your tinny balls, and makes you eat them. I wish za got raped by a pirate |
| Posted by: hunter March 19, 2008 05:21 pm | ||
| Granted he fucks him with his cutless and hook and his parrot has a go! I wish za was raped by a ninja
And keep me under your bed like a sex offender |
| Posted by: mallic March 19, 2008 06:03 pm |
| granted then the ninja commits suicide by crawling up za's mom's vagina. I wish za go molested by a potato |
| Posted by: Zombie Assassin March 19, 2008 10:04 pm |
| Granted. He did'nt target me, but instead, YOU! I wish that i raped mallic. |
| Posted by: Private Wolvenrage March 19, 2008 10:35 pm |
| Granted. A plane fell on you. Seriously, Im actually serious on this one, I wish i knew why everyone's so Hostile to Zombie Assassin a.k.a ZA, as i have learned. Now, the joke one: I wish i wish. LALALAALALALALALAALALALA!!!!!!!! |
| Posted by: _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ March 20, 2008 12:16 am |
| Wish granted, every knows your ZA. I wish I had a Paint balling Arena in my back yard. |
| Posted by: SDWBOSS March 20, 2008 12:19 am |
| Granted but you get shot in your shoulder, sending a chain reaction of unlikely vibrations to your neck, which snaps I wish ZA would stop sneaking in with new identities, realising that he need only stop being such an idiot to be accepted. |
| Posted by: _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ March 20, 2008 12:31 am |
| offtopic: I actually got shot in the shoulder today, psychic! |
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