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> Nothing to do..., roleplaying story
Zombie Assassin
Posted: February 27, 2008 08:26 am
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Prologue

I couldn't eat anymore. I was full.

"I can't believe you ate that whole steak! That thing was HUGE!" my friend, Daniel, said.
I looked out to everyone that was watching me, and looked proud and triumphant of myself. The audience was too stunned to do anything other than envy me. "Yeah, Mashood gave me his best shot, but I won. Now, all I want to do is go back home, lie down, and watch some hardcore wrestling. Raw wrestling, not ECW. More like Extremely Crappy Wrestling* to me."

*No offense to ECW fans, or ECW Extremists.

Profile has to be like mine:

Name: Soap MacTavish (yes, i have call of duty 4).
Occupation: SAS
Equipment: SAS Uniform
Lives in: Wisteria Lane

Bio: Dark, shady and mysterious past.

Note: The answers to the profile for my character dont have to be the same.
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-=Chris Redfield=-
Posted: February 27, 2008 05:28 pm
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Don't be surprised if nobody signs up. Just telling you.


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(1) I like to beat women. (2) I like to beat babies (3) I like to beat women while beating babies (4). I like to watch women beat their babies...and then I beat the women.
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mallic
Posted: February 27, 2008 09:40 pm
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god damn it we thought we got rid of you >_> go away


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Days away I still feel you
Touching me, changing me
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Elite viking
Posted: February 28, 2008 12:15 pm
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It's a friggin full scale war between ZA and the rest of the members here...
I thought we were supposed to be above flaming and hating. But I guess everyone has their limits... even really tolerant people like us
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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff
Posted: February 29, 2008 01:36 am
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Yepzor. I fully agree with Viking.
But you missed the time when ZA posted worthless bull... so did the other members right? Only difference with ZA is that, once he does that, all the members get awfully mad(including me). That'll change... well atleast for me. ZA, don't let these people put you down. happy.gif

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And oh, hey you're using Soap!!! He kicks a lot of bootybutts. We have COD4 too, and it especially kicked ass when you play as him and the British Forces.

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Zombie Assassin
Posted: March 02, 2008 01:31 am
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Yeah. Defeated Crew Expendable on Veteran. Died once. Let my teammates do everything.

Still coming up with ideas... dont wanna make this one bull...
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Neal Ovdensson
Posted: March 03, 2008 02:41 am
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This is kinda... not good... dude... blink.gif

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Neal Ovdensson
Posted: March 03, 2008 03:04 am
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But, I think I'll take a crack at it, because I like to do this sort of thing.

Name: Neal Ovdensson
Occupation: Professional Assassin
Equipment: Trench coat, Cargo pants, punisher skull shirt, harpoon gun, and a .357 Desert Eagle
Lives in: Seattle

Bio: Came to america after burning down his neighbors' house with them inside. He is criminally insane, and now works as a hit man for a prominent Norwegian crime boss, Neal handles people in america who need to die (according to his boss), and has trouble interacting with people he doesn't know.
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mallic
Posted: March 03, 2008 01:18 pm
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evil 10 year old demon DIE!!!!!!


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Neal Ovdensson
Posted: March 03, 2008 09:33 pm
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I'm 17, not 10.
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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff
Posted: March 04, 2008 06:04 am
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Worry not, neal, he's applying to Zombie Assassin. He turned 10 I believe, since he was 9 and he said he had a b-day.


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Neal Ovdensson
Posted: March 05, 2008 02:00 am
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Ooooooooh! *trying to stifle laughter* ok then. He's ten and on THIS forum?
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Xemo
Posted: March 05, 2008 02:22 am
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huh.gif blink.gif ohmy.gif laugh.gif I still disbelieve him. ph34r.gif


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Neal Ovdensson
Posted: March 07, 2008 02:14 pm
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Hahaha! well, maybe he IS lying.
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mallic
Posted: March 08, 2008 07:57 pm
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yes neal that was not aimed at you (also its not hard to believe I played drastically violent video games at the age of ten, although I had the common fucking sense to not say that I was ten and to keep my microphone on mute so that they couldn't hear my squeaky voice)


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