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This post has been edited by Equalizer on March 23, 2007 07:22 pm

ignore?

Equalizer... Ignore? Why? You know, I try my hardest to make a good story, and yes, your story is awesome, but i want to make one too.

Josh Wintumber

At that point, we didnt know what to do. We consulted the zombie survival book, and went with plan 2-14b: Stick together, get on the street and dont think. Feel. Trust your instincts for survival.

Hey, Matt, Why dont we use that plan?

Matt: Sure, but we probably should get some ammo and things. We could get killed.

Josh: Well... I guess so. But we should walk quietly. If an undead cant smell us, and doesnt see us, while we do, and it cant hear us, we can attack it totally unalarmed.

Will post more later.

lol Theres a zombie survivor book?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! excuse my language but holy shit! how long after the zombie invasion does this take place? it has got to be a while if they have a book on it already... well anyway keep it up i want to see where this is going...


edit: also you seem to have the same problem... you dont explain much about where they are or what they are doing... basicly it seems that your rushing things. SLOW DOWN! make things clearer

This post has been edited by Tanker on March 31, 2007 02:35 pm

Josh Wintumber


So, Tanker, down on the streets. Barricaded house is about 20 kilometres away...

Suddenly, i felt something very wrong... I felt for my pistol, but it was'nt there... And tanker... I could'nt see him. Then... then... everything was white. I could'nt feel myself. I was trapped somewhere... Then, I found out that my spirit was inside my mind. But, how... If my spirit is inside my mind, then...

Oh shit.

To be continued...

tanker there is already a book out there in the world

named zombie survival guide "

yes because people get attacked by zombies all the time its a constant problem! Why the hell do they have that book?! No one will ever need it! and if they do... well then if someone manages to actually create zombies then humanity deserves to be destroyed for being dumb enough to create zombies!

This post has been edited by Tanker on April 08, 2007 07:31 pm

well either that or god unleashes hell

but its anyways best to be on the safe side than the dead side .....

no its best for all the dumb people to be dead and the smart people to all be in their attics with shotguns, a years supply of food, and some sort of becon to let rescue helicopters know where you are...

edit: anyone dumb enough not to know how to do that should be dead...

This post has been edited by Tanker on April 08, 2007 07:38 pm

thats the worst comment ive heard ...

its more about instincts than the iq.

by "smart" i mean common sense... which includes instinct... and iq relates to your problem solving ability which relates to common sense... therefore your arguing for and against the same thing...

it was you who said only " smart " as in high iq dudes,

but i agree those with common survival sense has a higher probability of surviving than those who dont have survival sense at all , of course some ,,,events,,, may "lower the probability" of surviving but then again its all up to how many zombies or madmen there is at the spot you are located at , your skill with weaponry , if you have weapons or not ( blunt weapons works good, like a shovel , or anything blunt, like cricket bats )
if its ranged weaponry ( guns ) then its about how many bullets or shells you have , then how much provisions you have and how well protected your spot is

this may be hard to read :S

once again a high iq relates to a high common sense... but yes agreed....

i forgot whether im allowed 2 bump my own thread, so here goes nothin...


Josh Wintumber

Trapped in my spirit, in the middle of zombies... wat could be worse...

Spirit: Hello, Josh. I am your Spirit.
Josh:Huh? What? Who ar- Arghhhh.......
Spirit: Rest... if you dont, your fate is unavoidable...

*faintly hearing* *Josh! Josh! Josh, wake up! Wake up, jo... *

The voice faded away.



Uhh....

Oh, Zo Assassin. Your awake. Listen, I'm afraid i have bad news, and good news.

Zo: Whats the Urgh, good news?
Matthew: We're in a safe place, with the military. A safe camp, you know?
Zo: Yeah. So, whats the bad news?

INTERESTING

Well, Your bitten and infected by zombies, but your not turning... and you have their strengths, but not their weaknesses.

tO BE CONTINUED...

Zombie Assassin: Major stats increased.

New Skill Learned: Zombie Strength I. Zombies attack others more than they attack him. Also, vomiting blood on zombies weakens them.

Martial Arts Learned: Karate XVIII. Taek-won-do mastery. All martial arts mastery. Ninjitsu mastery.

Disadvantage: Doesnt know much of his past at all.


whoah... hope i dont get banned...


And, dont go offtopic. IQ and Survival Knowledge together rocks. Their both pretty good.

This post has been edited by Zombie Assassin on September 14, 2007 11:40 am

ok, the fuck who deleted my posts. Im re-posting it.


Zombie Assassin

I laughed out loud, with a slight feeling of death inside my brain... which didnt feel so good.

"So what you're telling me is, is that i get to spend longer waiting for the inevitable, is that it? "

No, Zombie Assassin... your stuck between infection and reanimation... almost like a spirit zombie bit you. It's strange, I know, but atlea-

Suddenly, we heard a man keep banging into the door of the tent.

Matthew began to worry about this, moving back a couple of steps each time.

To be continued...