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A Life Of Brainbread| _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ |
Posted: January 30, 2005 09:25 pm
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 civilized d00d  Group: Moderators Posts: 3250 Joined: November 01, 2004  |
This will have all the stories together, because the old thread is 5 pages long and i want to add extra bits.
PART 1: I was at home, devising a plan to hack the ironoak site, when i heard a voice of a girl screaming outside my door, i looked and it was jouni, "What the hell jouni?" i shouted. "Omgg roxor my boxor zombees r cumin LOL!!1" Just then zombie Grey snake ate' his brains, it was sound. I decided to stock up on weapons, a beretta and sawn off and a m16, for some reason i couldn't carry more... it was sound, as i walked down the street when i saw lordscottish, "Hey civ!" "Hey lord!" It was sound, but then i saw Coldwar making a whole load of PM's for me telling me how much i spam, i would have shot him but Madmax's uber spawn points spawned a zombie on me. So i ran and left lordscottish to be eaten, it was nature not to be helped, but my tracks was quickly stopped when i heard. "Omfg lolwafflez Civvie you Chav zz LOl!!1" It.. was.. blue.. summer.. but luckily TSS flew down from the sky and banned him for good before he could flame me no more. Just as i got into the game blowing zombies body parts off, i suddenly couldn't move and the zombies started having a spaz attack, the server was down it was sound, but Spin quickly got it back up and apoligized and i was back to spawn camping Reinhardt zOmBiE for 3 minutes. I got turned into a zombie so quickly quit the game, phew... i was free of 3 minutes of zombie torture. PART 2: I decided to check the ironoak forums my only home, when i said 20 threads all about how RE should be BB, Blue summer had posted inthem all by now with snidey comments, so Grey snake flew down from the sky, with a crash landing and banned his ass, life was cool! But i decided togo back into a game before i got coldwar's spam Pm's, i loved them so much. A SERVR WAS RUNNING BD_SAFEHAVEN_B2, could this be my map? i joined the server straight away at 5 fps ... it was my map! Then i saw Jrgsub0 lagging and getting pwned by 50 zombies! PART 3: Then nikku made a suggestions thread in a questions column, we all watched in horror as we knew what was next, the ground shuck! then the floor cracked! and immoral sniper fell from the roof and pwned Nikku for his irresponsible mistake. He never to be seen again, until 1 hour later when he owned the "general" collumn. So i went into the game with high spirits after seeing a noob-ee-pwn-age, with my suit and clean cut hair and a winchester, that had been made for me ofcourse, and my reskinned sawn-off, it was good, but i quickly got over-run and was a zombie, i snook behind a random newby and killed him when i got spammed with "OMFgZ like todally atak teh mareens fag1!1" But then! pop ups!!! blue summer was spamming me in msn. "Omg Civv u suxh a fuxxin chavv fukk uff now oke???1" Just then, TSS quickly ran into my room, told blue summer to F off and closed msn... he's my hero. But i suddenly remember, the outbreak! so i quickly ran to alucard's house and said "Wtf megadude let's go!" "no im nerlee lvl31 fuxx off chav" So i set zombie grey snake on him, and went home to play on brainbread! Just then, Nikku came up to me saying he could get us out of here, but i could tell he was one of them, so i had to shoot him, it was the only way. Just then my comp frooze, i had gotten my dailey PM spam off coldwar, each one had 1 more letter then the other, i felt special, it was sound. Due to the new Spawn points, The second one, blue sumer (megawtf), sir alucard, undead duck and Reinhardt spawned in my room, while i was looking at magazines... pc gamer that is, on cheats for half-life. "Holy shmokes mega mates, we better get outta here before we come rolley polley meat pies, batman!" Cried Sir alucard. So, we went left Sir alucard to die, twas' nature, on the way into BB_Carnage (loading) i heard, " J00 F0|2G07 /\/\E!!!!!!!!", then the screams of a little girl, i was happy. "Wow, guys we just might survive this after all!" Said Blue summer "No blue summer, we do, but you don't ... i read the script, you die a horrible death!" i sniggered. Just then i saw The second one bug-abusing! PART 4: With a clash of lightning and a press of 21 buttons the second one was banned by jakkar, it was sound. By this point, Blue summer was looking very nervous, i saw undead-duck sneak behind him and type boo with caps! Blue summer jumped and quickly stuck an axe in his head, he had respawned as a zombie, from the distance i heard. "Team killing schmucktard!1" Then we totally flamed Blue summer, was sound. We gathered our 3 weapon limit (megawtf i want a m16 aswell :/) and stood by eachother, we could never get pass for the lag infested zombies blocked every way possible, but just then, 'DavidRoxZoRs' joined the game and was instantly butched by 100 zombies, it was a beautiful sight, we quickly ran pass as we heard DavidRoxZoRs typing a wtf message. But then, blue summer stopped and said, "Civ, you really own, your like my god, you're not a chav... am i really going to die... mate?" "Yes" i replied and push him into Zombie jouni, but luckily jouni didn't go after us, because he got confused and attacked the zombies aswell, it was sound. But then, it was only me and reinhardt, and 2 noobies i just added because i need structure, we was near the end. "Run for the exit megam8ez!" I heroicly shouted! We ran and Reinhardt was sadly killed by running pass a zombie spawn! It was me and 2 noob-ee's now! "Go! i'll take care of these, i would just like to know i helped people in life!" I war cried. So, they ran ... i looked around and gulped i thought fuck this, i set sv_gravity 1, jumped over all the zombies, blocked the noob-ee's so they would die, and i was 5 feet from the entrance, so close to winning! But bam, my game crashed all was lost, because blue summer was spamming me in msn in how im a "teme keelin fucktard". I left it at that, because my Dinner was ready and i was hungry after all them coldwar spam PM's, it was sound. PART 5: From the stress of Brainbread, blue summer was put in a mental home, so me being the brilliant chap i was, went to visit him. He came upto the glass, i smirked and shouted, I kept pulling the most annoying face and looking at him singing, 'I know a soooong that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves'. Where blue summer was on the other part of the glass screaming, "ARGHHH I'LL KILL YA!" So the kind happy nurses used extra happy pills and put blue summer to sleep, it was sound. 5 Hours later, a nemesis model was released after hunter's endless posts about a nemesis model. He was so excited he pee'd hiself and tested in game, but it only had 1 animation, which seemed to look like the YMCA. After watching the extreme nemesis flamage, i decided to check the suggestions forum, but was nearly burnt pressing the button, because immoral was flaming down threads. PART 6 After grey-snakes 7th PM, i stopped pretending to be AFK and joined a game with him, "Hi" me sed "Hi" grey snake sed "Hi" rusty sed "lolwaffelz civ u townee XD" sed blue-summer I gritted my teeth together and let out 2 words and a bit of grammar out, "Blue - summer" I quickly ran off but, but little little blue summer, and i mean little kept following me asking questions like "Civ, watz it lark to be az gud az u moight" When i saw a huge crowd of zombies, i knew blue summer would follow so i rushed passed them very quickly, i could see blue summer no where, then i heard "O Em Ge, did u tri n keel me townee?" "Ofcourse not!" i replied. I then pushed him and ran off very quickly, just then i saw rusty He was running screaming "KILL THE FUCKING MARINES, NOT ME!" Behind him was jouni, lagging and saying "i... no... undorstund... engleesh, So i'll just have to kill you my friend, very sorry indeed i am!" (he also managed to team-kill the whole zombie team) So rusty pulled out a crowbar and battered his skull in, twas' nature. "Hey rusty, where did you get that "mer-crowbar-y-thing" from?" i shouted "One of my brilliantaire hackjobs ofcourse!" he replied *Immoral has joined the game* ...... *Jouni has left the game* *Grey-Snake has left the game* *Rusty has left the game* *Blue-winter or summer what ever, steam doesn't like him has left the game* I was just about to leave when, "Hello _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ i acknowledge you are in attendance, how are you!" said immoral sniper "Om, Hi... thar... Immortal..." i replied "I think you shall perceive that it's immoral, that's a 7-day ban and a 100 post reduce for you, now let's look at your permanent record!" "A ban? wait a second permanent record what the...?!" i replied "Sorry have togo, someone posted in the suggestions section, remember, i rule you... and the suggestion section" Just then i heard. "ROXOR MY NICKZORS, THERE'S A ZOMBIE LOLWAFFLEZ HAXX!" it was nikku I had endured enough pain and decided to leave. Part 7: I woke to the blatant screaming of suffering. "OH EM EF GE, Stfu nubje's!" Just then a can was thrown at my head, "BLUE SUMMER! I KNOW IT WAS YOU!" I decided the only hope for survival was to goto Elite viking's house, plus i needed bog roll. "Hey civilian, i've made a plan for us to escape unharmed and with lots of money and a huge ammount of chicks, if you just listen!" But, i knew he was one of them, so i hit him on the head with a wet fish and threw him out of the window. So i decided to check his emails, i was quickly disturbed and ran off screaming, thinking to my self do such things like that exist for your... "LOL ROXOR MY NICKZORS ZOMBEES!" It was nikku, "Hey, it's my brother from another mother!" I shouted "Nikku, let's kill 5 zombies, so that i hit level 20 and i can ditch you and own by my self!" I quickly added Just then, he was team killed by jouni, so with my uber Moderator powers, i logged onto the forums and banned him. End of part 7 (So, let this be a warning to you all, don't cross the road til' the greenman shows, and i have mod powers so obey me!) Part 8 After all this being harassed by sexier than usual chicks, and people wanting to be just like civilian soldier, he was now tired and decided to move on, nikku had learnt how to map in a couple of hours, to make me a goodbye map, with a christmas slay (He stole it from a svencoop christmas map, ban him please) as i sat on, everybody stood around to see old, yet sexy civilian off, as i moved on my lagging slay, i remembered the old times, like: There being around 50 threads a day in general, and constant threads off 'WHENr WIL IT BE RELESED?!!" and the old members like hangfire and jakkar and TSS, and the thread a couple of hours before the first version of brainbread was going to be released, and it turned into more of a real-time chat, a refresh brung another 5 replies, and Lordscottish telling everyone only to make 12 player servers, but everybody made 24 - 32 player servers, ahh they were good times. My thinking was brung to a halt, because Nikku did a path-track wrong, and i had to walk 5833 miles, but this is the internet! it would have been fine, as i got down a poor little cute boy by the name of elite viking said to me "Hey, are you father christmas, SIR?", "Hey there cutey pie, NO I'M NOT!" i replied with then kicked his little ass and shouted "AND IT'S SIRE, NOT SIR!" And i walked off into the sunset with a cow-boy like music playing! *WHIPPING NOISE!* TZE END! This post has been edited by _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ on August 03, 2005 12:33 pm --------------------  |
 
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| -=Jouni=- |
Posted: January 30, 2005 09:31 pm
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Elite zombie Butcher Group: Members Posts: 1456 Joined: December 07, 2004 |
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| Noclip |
Posted: January 30, 2005 10:00 pm
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 Just another Survivor Group: Members Posts: 40 Joined: January 07, 2005 |
ArgH! Stop posting pictures..... Funny ass story by the way. Keep up the good work.
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| -Rusty- |
Posted: January 30, 2005 11:16 pm
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 Zombie Hunter Group: Members Posts: 220 Joined: December 16, 2004 |
lol i killed jouni
 btw why did everyoen leave after immoral sniper joined?  keep it up civ! |
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| _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ |
Posted: January 30, 2005 11:26 pm
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civilized d00d Group: Moderators Posts: 3250 Joined: November 01, 2004 |
Well, because immoral sniper's the guy that everyone hates in a funny way, but likes.
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| Nikku |
Posted: January 31, 2005 12:56 am
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 Mr. Coke Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3114 Joined: December 12, 2004 |
People love to hate him, lol
ROXOR MY NICKXOR!!! -------------------- Only when you gick, will you truly fish...
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| _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ |
Posted: January 31, 2005 12:58 am
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civilized d00d Group: Moderators Posts: 3250 Joined: November 01, 2004 |
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| Nikku |
Posted: January 31, 2005 01:03 am
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Mr. Coke Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3114 Joined: December 12, 2004 |
 -------------------- Only when you gick, will you truly fish...
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| Mac |
Posted: January 31, 2005 01:27 am
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 Zombie Hunter Group: Members Posts: 265 Joined: December 16, 2004 |
Leave him alone. As much as I hate to say it, its partly your fault for making those pointless suggestions in the first place ..
You making pointless suggestions and not thinking clearly before you post + some guy like Immoral whose attitude is to tell you to the face that you have done something wrong = trouble. -------------------- Ex-Admin of |A.B.C.|'s Super Hard BB Server
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| _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ |
Posted: January 31, 2005 01:38 am
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civilized d00d Group: Moderators Posts: 3250 Joined: November 01, 2004 |
Mac,
I hope you're not speaking to me, i've only posted one suggestion, that was to improve the sprite to make it an heart/lungs and brain to give it a more brainbread and cheesey zombie feel. Mac #2, It's a obviously a joke, if you think anything in my story is serious please do not read it or comment on it. Or, if you choose to think that everything is a joke but, the bit about immoral is serious and just a flame to him, then that's just down right rude. I like immoral, but sometimes it's just too far, he scares people away by intimidating them, but my view on immoral has changed lately, as i've been following his posts. I said, 'because immoral sniper's the guy that everyone hates in a funny way, but likes.' In that i said i liked him, this whole story is just a mess around. Let's not turn this into a flame war, i wouldn't like to have you as someone that hates me. -------------------- |
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| Nikku |
Posted: January 31, 2005 03:24 am
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Mr. Coke Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3114 Joined: December 12, 2004 |
 -------------------- Only when you gick, will you truly fish...
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| Keyes |
Posted: January 31, 2005 08:38 pm
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 I'm On A Boat Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 |
Nikku, where the hell do you get them pics from? i wanna set one up as my desktop pic, lol
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| -=Jouni=- |
Posted: January 31, 2005 09:04 pm
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Elite zombie Butcher Group: Members Posts: 1456 Joined: December 07, 2004 |
Never!
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| Nikku |
Posted: January 31, 2005 11:18 pm
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Mr. Coke Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3114 Joined: December 12, 2004 |
the LOL cheese is from the place that i used to work at... Swiss Farms, i work at best buy now!  ! The Al Capone one i ound on the interent i amde it less fuzzy cuase of crappy 1937 Photos and added words feel free to use them jsut keep my name on them in the corner -------------------- Only when you gick, will you truly fish...
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| Keyes |
Posted: February 01, 2005 06:25 pm
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I'm On A Boat Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 |
kk. ty
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