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Mic2070 |
Posted: August 02, 2005 03:32 am
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Oh my god this is the unlimited ammo guy !! We gonna Di... Kick his ass !
(Should've overwhelmed him with zombies.) I'm off too. This post has been edited by Mic2070 on August 02, 2005 03:36 am -------------------- ![]() ![]() |
KrazyFoYou1243 |
Posted: August 02, 2005 03:55 am
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Caitlen Florance
Cait walked with John and Alyx down the food isle. "Crunch time..." -------------------- |
KrazyFoYou1243 |
Posted: August 02, 2005 03:58 am
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Someone make something bad happen. Lmao.
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-=Chris Redfield=- |
Posted: August 02, 2005 04:58 am
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(In truth, I'm kinda avoiding you all. Mostly because I don't want people controlling what I say and such.)
Jeph Phillips I slowed down, catching my breath. I didn't hear anything besides the sound of my own heart and breathing. I looked around my nearest surroundings and didn't see anything. I saw a few parked cars, some having doors thrown open, like the person inside was trying to get away in a rush. I walked over to one of them and noticed a body of a man half hanging out of the passenger's side door. I krept near hte driver's side, not wanting to get near the body and peared inside. There was an exdendible, black, steel baton on the driver's side seat. I quickly grabbed it and walked away from the car. I got the shivers just stealing from someone, even if he happens to be dead, or dead-ish. I heard footsteps behind me. Except they were much softer than human footsteps and sounded kind of like a... "Oh God," I whispered to myself in fright. I quickly turned around to find a Saint Bernard, with it's fur having large gashes and it's body charred from a large fire. It had a long cut down it's neck; hell, it was missing most of it's neck, making blood drip slowly and freely. It growled at me, making mroe blood splatter to the ground, as it slowly made its way towards me. "Shit!" I yelled as I hauled ass, hearing the heavy panting of the beast, and it's monstrous footsteps closing in on me. I quickly glanced behind me to find the dog leaping at me, tackling me to the ground. We rolled on the ground, getting scrapes and bruises all over; a couple of times my hand sinking into its neck. Just the feel of the dog's crispy skin almost made me vomit over myself and the Saint Bernard. I dropped my knife and barely had a hold of the baton with my right hand, and the Saint Bernard's neck with my left hand. It towered over me, chomping at the air where it would soon close in on my neck. I quickly extended the baton with a flick of my wrist and didn't even bother putting much force into the blows. The steel colliding with the skull of the dog a few times got it off of me. We were both tired out, it was on the ground panting on its side, a puddle of blood coming from its new wound on the side of its head. I was mad and aggravated so I didn't stop beating the dog's brains out. I swung again and again and again until the dogs head was nothing more than a blob of brain matter, bone pieces and blood. I stopped and sat down for a bit, right before I threw up all over the dog. Puke coming out twice and covered the dogs "head" and its leg. I slowly limped towards the RPD as it was slowly coming into view. EDIT: KrazyFoYou, that girl on the right in the pic in your sig looks way to familiar...it's kinda scary (because I know it isn't the same girl). ![]() This post has been edited by -=Chris Redfield=- on August 02, 2005 05:02 am -------------------- ![]() (1) I like to beat women. (2) I like to beat babies (3) I like to beat women while beating babies (4). I like to watch women beat their babies...and then I beat the women. |
Kitteh |
Posted: August 02, 2005 05:23 am
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Tom Lincoln
I revved the engine of the '70 Roadrunner. I grabbed the shifter and cranked it into Drive. The car screeched out of the garage and onto the pavement, the deathblade on my hood making it nearly impossible to see infront of me. I drove back towards the WalMart at full speed. Three zombies were aimlessly walking into eachother in the middle of the road. "Time to test my new weapon," I said to myself, a grin creeping up my face. The car pushed 85. The zombies turned their heads at the sound of my car's ferocious V8 and whopping fan blade and started to stumble towards it. As soon as the zombies met the fanblade, there was a series of thuds as severed limbs started flying behind me. The fanblade stopped, jammed up with part of a zombie's torso. I stopped the car and got out. "Oh... shit." Not wanting to touch it, I took out my handgun and shot at the torso, blasting it off the blade and causing the weapon to spring back to life. "There we go." I stepped back into the now-dirtied musclecar and floored it. The WalMart sign came into view as I pushed 70 miles per hour. I slowed down, spotting a pack of zombies banging on the front doors. "This is going to get messy." I drove the car towards the doors at around 15 miles per hour and closed my eyes. I heard a series of thuds, moans, and glass shattering. When I opened my eyes there were zombie giblets everywhere around me and on the car. The windshield was cracked and there was an arm stuck to it. The glass doors to the WalMart were all shattered and the frames were bent and thrown on the ground. My blade had one side chopped off and it was slowing down. I got out of the car to inspect the damage further. The chrome front bumper of my car was completely covered with blood, and one headlight was knocked out with part of a foot stuck into it. The front left tire was flattened and there was a large person-shaped dent in the fender. My side mirror was broken off and lay on the ground, drenched with blood. Blood lined the front of the car, and what remained of the blade as it came to a halt was covered with the stuff. "Dammit," I said, walking into the bright WalMart. "Anyone here?!" "Sorry about the doors!" "Hello?!" I stepped farther into the WalMart, a friendly air about the place. I spotted three people in an aisle that said Food directly overhead. I quickened my pace and made my way over there. As I got closer, I identified them as two women and a man. I waved my hands and they turned towards me, their warm faces making my loneliness disappear. -------------------- ![]() |
KrazyFoYou1243 |
Posted: August 02, 2005 07:27 am
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Caitlen Florance
"And who the fuck are you?"John asked. "Pointing his gun at the man." "Woah... settle dow mate. I'm Tom Lincoln,"He said and stuck his hand out. - Before John could shake his hand the group heard moaning coming from the store entrance. "You shit head!!!! You let them in!!!! Come on guys to the roof!!!"John screamed. The group ran down the food isle and spotted three zombies in front of them. They turned around and saw seven more stumbling toward them. "Oh SHIT!!!!"John screamed. "I left my gun on the roof!!!" "Don't worry, I brought mine."Cait said and handed him her handgun. John fired twice at the three zombies. The first hit the lead on ein the head, tearing half his face off. The second hit the other one in the leg spraying a fountain of blood in the air. Tom ran up to the last one and kicked it in the face, seperating it and sending it flying in the air. "Hey I heard gunshots what's going -"Nick said coming down the stairwell. "No time!!!" Screamed as she grabbed Nick's hand and dragged him up the stairwell. They all went up except for John who was going a bit gun crazy. "JOHN!!!! COme on!!!!" Cait screamed. And grabbed him by the arm. As she dragged him up the stairway John kept shooting until his gun was empty. As soon as Cait and John entered the roof, Tom latched the door behind them. "That will buy us some time," he said. Weapons - Revovler Items - Ammo Belt This post has been edited by KrazyFoYou1243 on August 02, 2005 11:05 am -------------------- |
Kitteh |
Posted: August 02, 2005 08:28 am
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Hey, I have an M16, and I would've fired it.
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KrazyFoYou1243 |
Posted: August 02, 2005 11:04 am
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or would you? Ha\ey didn't you have a butler or something?
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Mic2070 |
Posted: August 02, 2005 11:30 am
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The M16 would've swollowed too much ammo for that ^^. Anyway I don't know how the fuck I would drop my weapons in a town full of zombies. Cait you make me crazy.
Tom You... *Slaps him with cait's non-existent balls" John Akan "Damn it! We've got to get the walmart back !" Cait :"What ? ARE YOU CRAZY ?" "No. There's just a few zombies. And We got enough cement to block the door again. So guys ? Shall we kick their ass ?" Nick :"Hell yeah !" Tom : "Well, Let's go." I gave back cait's gun. "Thanks cutey, but I have mine." I loaded my guns and my boomstick. Tom and Nick did the same. "Let's Rock guys." We entered the walmart, ready to kick some zombie butts. -------------------- ![]() ![]() |
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KrazyFoYou1243 |
Posted: August 02, 2005 11:39 am
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NO! MY NON EXISTANT BALLS!!!!!
I start to grab at non existant balls "tee hee I got them back, and im going to keep them!" ![]() -------------------- |
KrazyFoYou1243 |
Posted: August 02, 2005 11:43 am
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Caitlen Florance
"Alright guys but hold up,"Cait said. She walked up to John and started beating him with the butt of her revovler. "DONT - EVER - CALL - ME - CUTE!!!!" She said stopping at every word. Nick - ![]() Alyx - ![]() Tom - ![]() God - ![]() "Alrighty guys!!! Lets go!!!" Okay sleepy time!!!! Nights guys!!!! -------------------- |
Mic2070 |
Posted: August 02, 2005 11:48 am
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Sleep ? Where do you live ?
God smokes ![]() What is wrong with you cait ? Maybe your non-existent balls. This post has been edited by Mic2070 on August 02, 2005 11:53 am -------------------- ![]() ![]() |
KrazyFoYou1243 |
Posted: August 02, 2005 11:56 am
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No way if I tell you you'll try to come over and do me. Than I;ll hgave to call the cops who will come over and arrrest you. Than on your way to the station you'll hit a truck filled with radioactive filth. And half the town will turn into zombie monkeys. But really big zombie monkeys. And than a purple alien spaceship will apear and capture the zombie monkys and make the zombie monkey slaves. Than the US government will get mad becuase they could have used the slaves. Than we be in all out war with aliens in purple space ships!!!! Than after the war(we win)The zombie monkys will evole into purple zombie monkeys for a reason nobody knows of. Than one of them will try swimming in the water and be eaten by an alligator. The alligotor will be caught by Crocadile hunter. And it will bite of his hand.
So you see Mic. If I told you where I lived the Crocadile Hunter will have his hand bitten off, now that would be mean! Iliveincalifornia -------------------- |
Mic2070 |
Posted: August 02, 2005 12:03 pm
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Rofl ! This must be a hidden secret message. Aww. california. That's almost a 7-8 hours gap between you and me. Damn it.
I'm not michael jackson !
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KrazyFoYou1243 |
Posted: August 02, 2005 12:06 pm
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hehehe monkey
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