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Offtopic, where nothing is as it seems| iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: February 20, 2008 06:24 am
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 Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt  Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006  |
Oh yeah well, I hate spanish homework!
-------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
   
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| Nikku |
Posted: May 25, 2008 05:15 pm
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 Mr. Coke Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3114 Joined: December 12, 2004 |
last night i found out i have the ability to be sucker punched and then plow THROUGH a large fence
-------------------- Only when you gick, will you truly fish...
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| Elite viking |
Posted: May 26, 2008 09:20 am
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 Veteran Lord Carnage Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 2471 Joined: December 16, 2004 |
Nice Nikku
 Dare I ask how you reached this conclusion, or rather under which circumstances? |
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| Nikku |
Posted: May 29, 2008 02:56 am
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Mr. Coke Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3114 Joined: December 12, 2004 |
there is one kid, we call him legohead becuase of his abnormally large head. Don't get me wrong he isnt like retarded or anything, he just has a large head and is gay. Like seroiiusly, flaming homosexual.. We were in the weight room and he comes in' sits down and just wathes other people work out.
So anyway, he doesn't have any friends but he thinks he is the coolest kid around and talks tons of shit. So one day he decided to tell me to get some friends. That night eme and my friends got a bunch of water abllons , filled them up and then waited in a back alley. We got my one friend to lure him in. He came in and everyone through, i was hiding in a trash can really far away from everyone, and the plane was when he was chasing everyone i would pop out, hit him with my ballon. So i hear everyone running towards me so a popout and get ready to aim, i throw my ballon and one of my friends got scared out of me popping out of a trash can and punches me in the face. So we all run and we follow the legohead. We found out everyone fucking missed. We reload and stalked him in the shadows, we found out he waqs going to this kids house so he could drink 2 beers and proceede to act homosexual under the excuse of being "plastered". So we hide the kids yard, waiting for a good 10 minutes when we see him walk up. He knocks (lego ) on the garage door and everyone pops out and soaks his gaint head. Then he freaks out and proceedes to be a bitch. Then when he was ringing the kids doorbell to get inside (the kid whose house it was didn't even want him there) he came out and pelted him fromm liek 3 feet waay. Next we decided to do some other crazy shit. Long story short some lady was chasing me and my 2 friends, we hoped over a good 5 fences and se was waitng on the other side of one we were about to hop. My friend hopped it and then said "Shit dude she is right there " as i was hoping it, he hoped back over it and she screamed "WHAT IS YOUR NAME" I figured That i had no time and i just puched the fence with both arms, lowered my should and sprinted as hard as i could, i find myself on the ground with tons of splinters in my arms, neck and shoulder an procede to run back to a pizza place. -------------------- Only when you gick, will you truly fish...
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| iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: May 29, 2008 04:02 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Damn, watta crazy story, Nikku. It all sounded so fictional, but no no I'm not saying it is.
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Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
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| gordon_frohman |
Posted: May 30, 2008 02:32 pm
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 Frohtastic ! Group: Members Posts: 2357 Joined: November 19, 2006 |
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
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| mallic |
Posted: May 30, 2008 04:38 pm
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 Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
yea nikku I can masterbate and operate chainsaws at the same time !
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| Security Corporate |
Posted: May 30, 2008 07:23 pm
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Gore God of Massacre Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3115 Joined: April 28, 2005 |
COLORS! |
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| GaMeRT1 |
Posted: May 30, 2008 09:52 pm
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 Real zombie Nemesis Group: Members Posts: 306 Joined: December 05, 2004 |
LOL its awesome coming back and seeing the same old faces that plagued this website since the beginning.
 SC are you evveerrr going to leave? haha. -------------------- Zombie connoisseur, BrainBread enthusiast, slayer of the undead.
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| -=Chris Redfield=- |
Posted: May 30, 2008 11:32 pm
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 Baby Slayer Group: Members Posts: 1299 Joined: October 19, 2004 |
Does anyone know any bands that are remotely similiar to The Chariot, Norma Jean/Luti-Kriss, or even new Poison the Well? Because quite frankly, I fucking hate most hardcore bands. But those few are fucking amazing (even though Norma, Luti, and Chariot comprise of the same singer).
--------------------  (1) I like to beat women. (2) I like to beat babies (3) I like to beat women while beating babies (4). I like to watch women beat their babies...and then I beat the women. |
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| iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: May 31, 2008 12:49 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Heyyyyy, gamerT1. Apparently SC left and came back while you were gone. He'z wurd lul  -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
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| GaMeRT1 |
Posted: May 31, 2008 08:42 am
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Real zombie Nemesis Group: Members Posts: 306 Joined: December 05, 2004 |
bullcrap.
I bet he never left. I bet hes watching me typing this message as we speak. That ones a creepy one. LOL -------------------- Zombie connoisseur, BrainBread enthusiast, slayer of the undead.
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| gordon_frohman |
Posted: June 01, 2008 04:05 am
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Frohtastic ! Group: Members Posts: 2357 Joined: November 19, 2006 |
dont say lul its a bad word -------------------- |
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| iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: June 01, 2008 01:07 pm
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
I knew someone would react to it... just had a feeling after ZA said "lul" is somethingelse in this one language.. i forgot.
-------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
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| gordon_frohman |
Posted: June 01, 2008 05:47 pm
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Frohtastic ! Group: Members Posts: 2357 Joined: November 19, 2006 |
lul is dutch for penis -------------------- |
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