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SDWBOSS
Posted: September 27, 2007 12:35 pm
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QUOTE (-=Chris Redfield=- @ September 27, 2007 04:23 am)
Not to mention most people don't buy their own coffin, nor make their own, unless they're Jesus. He did. He told me.

Well most people have their coffins bought for them when they die... by a family member. It's usually out of a fund they set-up beforehand wink.gif


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mallic
Posted: September 27, 2007 12:45 pm
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you can select the coffin your buried in though. I have one question though: why the hell is a coffin more comfortable then my queen size bed >_<.

Someone post another riddle?


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Days away I still feel you
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Posted: September 27, 2007 12:56 pm
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QUOTE (mallic @ September 27, 2007 12:45 pm)
you can select the coffin your buried in though. I have one question though: why the hell is a coffin more comfortable then my queen size bed >_<.

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technicly in 2000 years why aging, you wouldn´t drop dead, more like turn into dust, and about the coffin being more comfy, well doh you gotta lie there for eternity tongue.gif
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Luciel
Posted: September 27, 2007 12:57 pm
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What is Brainbread, turned healthy?
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Posted: September 27, 2007 01:21 pm
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QUOTE (Luciel @ September 27, 2007 06:57 am)
What is Brainbread, turned healthy?

A clean whore house?


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Posted: September 27, 2007 03:15 pm
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QUOTE (Luciel @ September 27, 2007 12:57 pm)
What is Brainbread, turned healthy?

GRAIN BREAD !


yumyumyumyum


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Posted: September 27, 2007 03:32 pm
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close, Branbread
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Posted: September 27, 2007 04:22 pm
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A man was sorting through his attic (that's "loft" for our overseas friends) and he came across a dusty photograph of a person.

He said to himself
"Brothers and sisters I have none,
but that man there is my father's son."

Who was the man in the photograph?


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Luciel
Posted: September 27, 2007 04:31 pm
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himself? o.O
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Lundquist
Posted: September 27, 2007 05:20 pm
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Here are two old favourites...

What gets bigger the more you take away from it?

What do rich men not have and poor men have too much of.
If you eat it or breath it you will, after a while, die.
And too many people in this world know too much about it?

answers on a postcard children... smile.gif

This post has been edited by Lundquist on September 27, 2007 05:24 pm


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Posted: September 27, 2007 05:26 pm
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QUOTE (Lundquist @ September 27, 2007 11:20 am)
What do rich men not have and poor men have too much of.
If you eat it or breath it you will, after a while, die.
And too many people in this world know too much about it?

answers on a postcard children... smile.gif

Nothing?


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Posted: September 27, 2007 05:55 pm
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well done chris, kudos to you sir smile.gif


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Posted: September 27, 2007 06:08 pm
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QUOTE (Lundquist @ September 27, 2007 05:20 pm)
Here are two old favourites...

What gets bigger the more you take away from it?


a hole ?


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Posted: September 27, 2007 06:20 pm
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a contained nuclear reactor? the more containment you take off, the bigger the explosion and fallout : D
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Posted: September 27, 2007 09:35 pm
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Im gonna go with a hole....




What gets straighter, harder and longer the more hot women you see?


easy...


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