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How to "fix" windows... The bacon333 way.| bacon333 |
Posted: September 28, 2007 12:05 am
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![]() Elite zombie Butcher ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S team Posts: 1507 Joined: September 15, 2006 |
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Just smash it to pieces, that will do it. This post has been edited by bacon333 on June 27, 2010 03:11 pm |
| Luciel |
Posted: September 28, 2007 01:04 am
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![]() Doom Trooper ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 1070 Joined: August 18, 2005 |
if anyone is actually stupid enough to try this, you'll find that you won't be able to do since those files are in use.
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| mallic |
Posted: September 28, 2007 01:20 am
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lol
Welcome to msdos! execute systemfile IO command line = crash -------------------- ![]()
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| Keyes |
Posted: September 29, 2007 04:21 am
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![]() I'm On A Boat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 |
Oooh, add "take large heavy object (plank of wood or hammer, your call) and hit the computer and various attachments repeatedly"?
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| bacon333 |
Posted: September 29, 2007 03:07 pm
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![]() Elite zombie Butcher ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S team Posts: 1507 Joined: September 15, 2006 |
Yeah but.. that's destroying the computer!
That computer could have had a perfect life as a UNIX web server or something... Just not right man, just not right... Then again, if the computer was somehow restricted to only Windows... Yeah, I wouldn't mind taking my trusty sledgehammer I have in the garage next to the door propped up against the wall... *cough* |
| SDWBOSS |
Posted: September 29, 2007 06:10 pm
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I'll bring my bow if you like - I just tuned it in for some fat, heavy arrows for the indoor season; They should make light work of any computer
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| iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: September 30, 2007 04:10 am
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![]() Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Oh hey, Bacon, add "Whack your computer's monitor with a Mallet to get the Computer's secrets!"
-------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
| bacon333 |
Posted: September 30, 2007 05:22 am
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Ha, you tried it? oh, and zombie, I added something, maybe similar... Open-sourcing Windows XP. |
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| SDWBOSS |
Posted: September 30, 2007 11:57 am
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Hehe, nice work Bacon -------------------- ![]() |
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| iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: September 30, 2007 10:45 pm
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![]() Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Yeah I love that addition
-------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
| bacon333 |
Posted: October 01, 2007 04:46 am
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Hehehe ^^
Any more suggestions for the list? |
| iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: October 01, 2007 04:59 am
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![]() Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Hummmmm, "If you're computer has been running, and it is greatly overheating, pour ice cold orange juice or Alcohol on it to cool it down."
-------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
| mallic |
Posted: October 01, 2007 06:26 am
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id rather drink that combanation
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| SDWBOSS |
Posted: October 01, 2007 01:21 pm
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Hehe, me too -------------------- ![]() |
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| Keyes |
Posted: October 01, 2007 10:27 pm
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![]() I'm On A Boat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 |
I don't touch vodka. Whiskey and beer, it's the way to go
On-topic: Send a letter bomb to Bill Gates. -------------------- ![]() |