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> How to "fix" windows... The bacon333 way.
bacon333
Posted: September 28, 2007 12:05 am
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EDIT:

Just smash it to pieces, that will do it.

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Luciel
Posted: September 28, 2007 01:04 am
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if anyone is actually stupid enough to try this, you'll find that you won't be able to do since those files are in use.
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mallic
Posted: September 28, 2007 01:20 am
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lol

Welcome to msdos!
execute systemfile IO command line = crash


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Posted: September 29, 2007 04:21 am
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Oooh, add "take large heavy object (plank of wood or hammer, your call) and hit the computer and various attachments repeatedly"?


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bacon333
Posted: September 29, 2007 03:07 pm
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Yeah but.. that's destroying the computer!
That computer could have had a perfect life as a UNIX web server or something...
Just not right man, just not right...

Then again, if the computer was somehow restricted to only Windows... Yeah, I wouldn't mind taking my trusty sledgehammer I have in the garage next to the door propped up against the wall... *cough*
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Posted: September 29, 2007 06:10 pm
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I'll bring my bow if you like - I just tuned it in for some fat, heavy arrows for the indoor season; They should make light work of any computer wink.gif


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Posted: September 30, 2007 04:10 am
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Oh hey, Bacon, add "Whack your computer's monitor with a Mallet to get the Computer's secrets!"


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bacon333
Posted: September 30, 2007 05:22 am
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QUOTE (Luciel @ September 27, 2007 07:04 pm)
if anyone is actually stupid enough to try this, you'll find that you won't be able to do since those files are in use.

Ha, you tried it? biggrin.gif

oh, and zombie, I added something, maybe similar... biggrin.gif
Open-sourcing Windows XP.
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Posted: September 30, 2007 11:57 am
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QUOTE (bacon333 @ September 30, 2007 05:22 am)
QUOTE (Luciel @ September 27, 2007 07:04 pm)
if anyone is actually stupid enough to try this, you'll find that you won't be able to do since those files are in use.

Ha, you tried it? biggrin.gif

oh, and zombie, I added something, maybe similar... biggrin.gif
Open-sourcing Windows XP.

Hehe, nice work Bacon biggrin.gif


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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff
Posted: September 30, 2007 10:45 pm
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Yeah I love that addition tongue.gif


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Posted: October 01, 2007 04:46 am
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Hehehe ^^

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Posted: October 01, 2007 04:59 am
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Hummmmm, "If you're computer has been running, and it is greatly overheating, pour ice cold orange juice or Alcohol on it to cool it down."


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mallic
Posted: October 01, 2007 06:26 am
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id rather drink that combanation


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Posted: October 01, 2007 01:21 pm
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QUOTE (mallic @ October 01, 2007 06:26 am)
id rather drink that combanation

Hehe, me too biggrin.gif Orange Juice and single shot of vodka i nice - double tends to make it too sickly for me.


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Posted: October 01, 2007 10:27 pm
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I don't touch vodka. Whiskey and beer, it's the way to go biggrin.gif

On-topic: Send a letter bomb to Bill Gates.


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