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SDWBOSS |
Posted: February 02, 2008 09:52 pm
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![]() Elite zombie Butcher ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 ![]() |
Granted, but no-one else has the patience to read them. your stories go un-noticed. I wish I could shoot an arrow 1000 yards through a polo mint even in gale force winds. -------------------- ![]() |
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Keyes |
Posted: February 02, 2008 11:01 pm
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![]() I'm On A Boat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 ![]() |
Granted, but the gale-force winds whip the arrow round to hit you in the eye.
I wish I had a laptop that could run WoW. -------------------- ![]() |
Elite viking |
Posted: February 02, 2008 11:04 pm
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![]() Veteran Lord Carnage ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 2471 Joined: December 16, 2004 ![]() |
Granted. Now you can play WoW anywhere, anytime, which is exactly what you do. It takes your soul, and you die of dehydration.
I wish Tom Cruise would disappear, that scientologist psycho drives me mad. maaad... This post has been edited by Elite viking on February 02, 2008 11:05 pm |
SDWBOSS |
Posted: February 03, 2008 01:28 am
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![]() Elite zombie Butcher ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 ![]() |
Granted, but you are always haunted by a strange feeling that he's always behind your shoulder, just out of your sight. It drives you mad and you commit suicide.
I wish my internet was faster so I didn't have to wait 10 Hours to download a Battlefield 2 mod... -------------------- ![]() |
DavidRoxZoRs |
Posted: February 03, 2008 01:45 am
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![]() Doom Trooper ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1189 Joined: December 18, 2004 ![]() |
Granted, you download all of the mods you can fit on your hard drive, but then the makers of BF2 come in and murder you for downloading to many mods.
Pwned I wish I could throw knives at a target and hit where ever I want. This post has been edited by DavidRoxZoRs on February 03, 2008 01:46 am -------------------- |
SDWBOSS |
Posted: February 03, 2008 02:02 am
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![]() Elite zombie Butcher ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 ![]() |
Granted. You throw a knife 27.3 miles and kill the President. You are locked up for life with no access to knives. Pwned xD I wish for a glass of water ![]() -------------------- ![]() |
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DavidRoxZoRs |
Posted: February 03, 2008 04:56 am
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![]() Doom Trooper ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1189 Joined: December 18, 2004 ![]() |
Granted, you get a glass of water, but when you grab it, it shatters and all the shards fly straight into your eyes.
I wish this topic would be stickied ![]() -------------------- |
Keyes |
Posted: February 03, 2008 12:45 pm
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![]() I'm On A Boat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 ![]() |
Granted, but now you are my bitch for eternity
![]() I wish my earphones for my MP3 player didn't keep screwing up (it's the right earphone, every time!) -------------------- ![]() |
SDWBOSS |
Posted: February 03, 2008 12:50 pm
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![]() Elite zombie Butcher ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 ![]() |
Granted they work perfectly, right up untill you set the volume too high and they shatter into a thousand pieces, along with your eardrums.
I wish I was more organised -------------------- ![]() |
DavidRoxZoRs |
Posted: February 03, 2008 07:55 pm
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![]() Doom Trooper ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1189 Joined: December 18, 2004 ![]() |
Granted, but your so organized that the FBI suspects you of being a spy and come to your house and blow it up, along with yourself.
I wish I wasn't Keyes' bitch for eternity This post has been edited by DavidRoxZoRs on February 04, 2008 12:11 am -------------------- |
Keyes |
Posted: February 03, 2008 09:43 pm
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![]() I'm On A Boat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 ![]() |
Granted, but one of the jobs for being my bitch is to lick my boots. Lick 'em, bitch! Lick 'em 'til they shine!
I wish I had £10 billion. -------------------- ![]() |
Security Corporate |
Posted: February 03, 2008 10:13 pm
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Gore God of Massacre ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3115 Joined: April 28, 2005 ![]() |
Granted, but you naively place it all in one big bag. While carrying to your house, you get shot in the face and robbed of all your moneys. ![]() I wish everyone here was a noob again, that way I could easily pwn everyone. ![]() |
iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: February 03, 2008 10:17 pm
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![]() Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 ![]() |
Granted. Everyone became a noob here, and you could not take how much noobicity there was. You hang yourself as to how much noobness was in here.
I wish I have 230983404906575987490568690485 acclaim coins. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
mallic |
Posted: February 03, 2008 10:49 pm
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![]() Penguin Overlord ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 ![]() |
granted but your account is suspected for fraud and your arrested and raped in jail
i wish for DOOOOOOOOOOOOWAP -------------------- ![]()
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DavidRoxZoRs |
Posted: February 04, 2008 12:13 am
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![]() Doom Trooper ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1189 Joined: December 18, 2004 ![]() |
Mallic, your wish is granted and since i dont know what a "DOOOOOWAP" is, you are slowly raped to death after going to jail for using fake words. I wish Keyes' knew that I said I wished I WASNT hit bitch. -------------------- |
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