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Elite viking |
Posted: February 12, 2008 11:19 pm
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Dammit Keyes, stop it! You're creeping me out! o_O
But really, it's so cool that you're actually decent at Norwegian. It's such a tiny language in a country up north. Granted, you have unlimited whiskey, but the infinite number of bottles create an unlimited huge black hole, collapsing the universe, which is, um, unlimited large as well? I wish for someone to give me a decent wish without any complications of any kind which does nothing but good to me and the rest of the known and unknown universe. Hah. |
SDWBOSS |
Posted: February 12, 2008 11:22 pm
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![]() Elite zombie Butcher ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 ![]() |
Granted, your life is happy, and you sit at home all day being happy while other people go out and do things with their life. So, you're still happy untill you die, but you don't get any sense of purpose or achievement. (I would hate that).
I wish that forum members wouldn't rudely break into minority languages, therefore excluding other forum members from the conversation... ![]() -------------------- ![]() |
Keyes |
Posted: February 13, 2008 01:07 am
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![]() I'm On A Boat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 ![]() |
Granted, but they now all speak in Chinese.
![]() (Please note SDW, I only do that to ensure the forum members that NO language is safe from me ![]() I wish I was had the same lifestyle as Gabriel in Swordfish. -------------------- ![]() |
SDWBOSS |
Posted: February 13, 2008 01:18 am
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![]() Elite zombie Butcher ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 ![]() |
Granted, you know recieve blowjobs while being forced to hack government systems in less than a minute at gunpoint, except there is a problem - you don't know how to hack! ![]() I wish I knew all computer programming languages ![]() -------------------- ![]() |
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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: February 13, 2008 01:20 am
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![]() Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 ![]() |
That made me chuckle ![]() ![]() SDW, Granted. You knew so much, that your primary language became binary and nobody could understand you. You killed yourself of sadness. I wish I got super powahz!! Yeeeee This post has been edited by iliketoblowzombieheadsoff on February 13, 2008 01:33 am -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
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Elite viking |
Posted: February 13, 2008 01:21 am
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![]() Veteran Lord Carnage ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 2471 Joined: December 16, 2004 ![]() |
Don't forget that the gun wasn't loaded (or it hadn't got a round in the chamber)
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SDWBOSS |
Posted: February 13, 2008 01:23 am
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![]() Elite zombie Butcher ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 ![]() |
Granted, you can now see through transparent objects - well done ![]() I wish I could become invisible at will -------------------- ![]() |
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Security Corporate |
Posted: February 13, 2008 03:14 am
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Gore God of Massacre ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3115 Joined: April 28, 2005 ![]() |
Granted, but since you didn't specify what part of your body you wanted invisible, every time you try to turn invisible your penis disappears from sight. I wish my girlfriend lived only walking distance away. |
iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: February 13, 2008 04:00 am
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![]() Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 ![]() |
Granted, but once you wished this wish your parents kicked you out and you were forced to live in Antartica.
![]() I wish dishes can wash themselves. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
SDWBOSS |
Posted: February 13, 2008 12:10 pm
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![]() Elite zombie Butcher ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 ![]() |
Granted, dishes wash themselves, and keep you up all night in a giant crockery-washing orgy in your cupboards.
I wish I had a cup of tea. -------------------- ![]() |
gordon_frohman |
Posted: February 13, 2008 03:42 pm
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haha.,... 110001100100010101001010010 1010010110001111101010101 hexagons ! ![]() -------------------- |
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SDWBOSS |
Posted: February 13, 2008 08:06 pm
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Haxadecimal actually ![]() -------------------- ![]() |
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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: February 14, 2008 05:06 am
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![]() Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 ![]() |
Granted. You wished for a cup of tea, and instead you get coffee. Really yucky bitter coffee. I wish I got the power to teleport anywhere I wanna. This post has been edited by iliketoblowzombieheadsoff on February 14, 2008 05:07 am -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
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SDWBOSS |
Posted: February 14, 2008 04:30 pm
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Congrats, you can now teleport where ever you want to, but everyone hates you and you become a threat to world security, so a price of $1,000,000,000 ($1 billion) is put on your head, bwahahaha. I wish for a chocolate bar ![]() -------------------- ![]() |
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DavidRoxZoRs |
Posted: February 14, 2008 04:33 pm
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Granted, but its actually a piece of shit and you eat it and die and nobody goes to the funeral
I wish that the person i loved would love me -------------------- |