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SDWBOSS |
Posted: February 28, 2008 10:39 pm
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![]() Elite zombie Butcher ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 ![]() |
Oh come on, Keyes! I'm a human being! Granted you get endless bowls of catfood to eat. I wish I had five beautiful women on my bed right now ![]() -------------------- ![]() |
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bacon333 |
Posted: February 28, 2008 10:44 pm
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![]() Elite zombie Butcher ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S team Posts: 1507 Joined: September 15, 2006 ![]() |
Granted, but they're all she-males.
I wish nothing bad ever happened to me. Ever. |
Keyes |
Posted: February 28, 2008 10:53 pm
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![]() I'm On A Boat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 ![]() |
@SDW - Sorry, mate, but it's the rules of the game. Something bad's gotta happen
![]() @Bacon - Granted, but that includes being born. I wish I could make people do what I wanted them to...WITH MY MIND!!! -------------------- ![]() |
SDWBOSS |
Posted: February 28, 2008 11:00 pm
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![]() Elite zombie Butcher ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 ![]() |
Granted, you can contr- uurgh...Keyes... Is... King... aargh.
I WiSh THis Pain would STOP!!!1!11 -------------------- ![]() |
hunter |
Posted: February 28, 2008 11:22 pm
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![]() Fantasma Cazador ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3702 Joined: December 08, 2004 ![]() |
Granted the pain is replaced with pleasure which is so overwhelmingly pleasurabley it hurts lol
I wish women wasnt so fucked up . -------------------- ![]() |
SDWBOSS |
Posted: February 28, 2008 11:41 pm
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![]() Elite zombie Butcher ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 ![]() |
Ah, I know the feeling ^^ Granted, now it's the men, so effectively we're in the same situation :/ I wish I had a remote control o make people collapse in overwhelming orgasmic pleasure, or writhe in utter agony, and everything in between ![]() -------------------- ![]() |
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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: February 29, 2008 01:32 am
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![]() Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 ![]() |
Granted. You got a remote to do that... you pointed at all of us except once you got to me, the remote exploded. Kaboom!! I'm too crazy for ya.
I wish I got THE THROAT OF STEEL. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
gordon_frohman |
Posted: February 29, 2008 05:15 pm
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![]() Frohtastic ! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2357 Joined: November 19, 2006 ![]() |
granted you have a throat of metal... but you die from rust poisoning after a while i wish for a sound-proof room..... ( watching porn on full volume ftw ! ) -------------------- |
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SDWBOSS |
Posted: February 29, 2008 05:38 pm
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![]() Elite zombie Butcher ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 ![]() |
(I just leave my windows open - the neighbours aren't so happy ![]() Granted, you lock yourself in your sound-proof room, but you set off the intruder alarm, activating the vaccum pump. All your stuff slides back into the walls, and a big plasma screen unfolds accross one wall, counting down the 60 seconds untill the room is completely evacuated. Panicking, you launch at the door, but the handle is now reccessed from the alarm no matter how you scratch and tear at it your fingers can't get a purchase on it. The timer hits 45 seconds and you feel your eardrums painfully shift as you sprint to the windows, desperately grabbing at the handles, but the pressure difference is unfortunately now too great for you to open them. The timer clicks down to 20 seconds and it's very hard to breathe the thin air, now you resort to screaming and trying to break the 3 inch thick soundproofed glass with your chair (hey, you wished for it ![]() 0 seconds - You've collapsed in agony on the floor, gasping and choking for air, while violently thrashing in hypoxic seizures, Your vision fades away from the edges. This was not a good way to die. I wish for a soundproof room with inwards-opening windows ^^ -------------------- ![]() |
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Zombie Assassin |
Posted: March 02, 2008 01:26 am
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Last hope of Mankind ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 645 Joined: October 02, 2006 ![]() |
Granted, but then you die, god kicks you out of heaven to hhell, and i payed the devil 100 bucks to give you lots of torture.
I wish that i granted my own wish, which is to be able to grant wishes. |
Keyes |
Posted: March 02, 2008 01:42 am
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![]() I'm On A Boat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 ![]() |
Granted, but you grant a wish that you can no longer grant wishes, thus your power is taken away.
I wish I won a new bet without having to do stuff I didn't want to do in order to win the bet. -------------------- ![]() |
DavidRoxZoRs |
Posted: March 02, 2008 02:15 am
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![]() Doom Trooper ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1189 Joined: December 18, 2004 ![]() |
Granted, congratulations you won a penny. Also the military took you away for study to see how you won the bet without doing anything because the bet was saying hello to ZA in person.
You were thus dissected and your brain was studied. Goodbye! I wish ZA was banned! -------------------- |
gordon_frohman |
Posted: March 02, 2008 03:32 am
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![]() Frohtastic ! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2357 Joined: November 19, 2006 ![]() |
damnit ,, you stole my wish
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Elite viking |
Posted: March 02, 2008 02:52 pm
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![]() Veteran Lord Carnage ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 2471 Joined: December 16, 2004 ![]() |
Granted, he's banned. Then he show up again with a new account, now 50 percent MORE obnoxious! Wow!
I wish physics was a bit easier to understand (goddamn Heisenberg uncertainity principle) |
Keyes |
Posted: March 02, 2008 04:13 pm
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![]() I'm On A Boat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 ![]() |
Granted, but in order for this to happen you end up screwing with the laws of physics and...well, long story short, the Earth crashes into the Sun.
I wish my new laptop would arrive already... -------------------- ![]() |