Granted, now your wide awake for ever and ever. You eventually die from lack of sleep, congratulations.


I wish that I would learn how to use money responsibly

Granted, you're real responsible with money. Only you don't have any. You die from lack of basic nutrients.

I wish school was out already.

Wish granted.... school was out. Of your brain. You become less intelligent and eventually not knowing how to breathe, so you die of lack of oxygen.

I wish my computer can handle better grafix!!!!!!!

Granted, but you don't have any games that require you to haev a better computer.

I wish my computer didn't keep giving me problems and stopping me from workign on my cave.

Gordon,

it doesn't matter!! You can die manymanymany ways in this game, no matter how so SHUDDAP. No jk.


Granted Mapster, your computer never gives you problems so you become so addicted to your computer, you develop Tunnel Vision and you get killed in an... elephant stampede.

I wish I'm PRINCE CASPIAN !! YEAHHHHHHH

Granted, Nexon gets angry at you and over-throws Narnia.

I wish there wasn't ever such as thing as home-work.

granted but you are forced to stay at school forever and you turn into a boring accountant.

I wish 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 =
pie+omg+wtf+bbq X the value of people killed in salem + all the people who died because of the Christian religion.

Holy crap mallic, what have you been :w33d:ing ?!

Wish granted... the equation was believed to be satan by many math wizards however, so they cursed you, not being able to count numbers whatsoever. You killed yourself because you couldn't count how much ........... cars you had.(WTF DOOD)

I wish .... the vacation is 23905893458043958354820941038209384093275034959348170974219879238743294239739753497wsvhjdsvnsdlmvc days long.

Wish granted, you run out of money and am forced to work as a sewer rat.
I wish apona star that one day i may be a star.

Granted, you become a white dwarf. Meaning a huge lump of hydrogen turning into helium by fusion. You're a bit smaller than our sun, but heavier. You will continue to burn for several billion years. Have fun.

I wish I had a portnoy style drum set, and that I actually knew how to play it.

granted but metallica sues you for illegally downloading their music at some point in your life and they shove the set up your ass.

and by the way (*points to avatar*) why is their an alien raping a monkey on your avatar?

I wish I was done renovating this damn house that I have spent 1 week of my life on.

Granted. You were done rennovating your house. 2 minutes later, your house falls on itself, killing you.


I wish the weather isn't so super hot. >_<

granted, it's now so cold that oxygen is liquid. The air in your lungs become water, and you choke to death while freezing solid.

I wish Mugabe would just die, already.

Granted, you go to Mugabe and try to kill him but you both fall into a giant lava pit during a fight.

I wish me wuz smarticular


And Gordon you can actually die if you go without sleep for to long because it can stop your brain from functioning