Granted.

uz ish smarticular nao but ur ahlweyz gano t@lk liek dis

I wish I has a moneys.

Granted, You were given monopoly money.

I wish for... for... for... FOR

Granted.... you wished FOR. The three big letters dropped on you and crushed you in no time.

I wish to have more awesome friends. o_o

Granted, gimme a hug Zombie

I wish Wales became the centre of world affairs

granted but only because a black hole opened up there

I wish for PPPPPPPPPPPANG

Granted, one of your explosive contraptions blew up in your hand. It said PPPPPPPPPPPANG, somehow.

I wish my brain was a lot more simple and unquestioning than it actually is.

Hey I was like that... I always questioned things in my brain, I thought it did a better good since it made me aware about many things.
Anyway, wish granted. Your brain started being so simple that it eventually rotted into simplicity.

I wish I think complex and awesome again.

Granted, but the newfound complexity of your brain means that its Dollar Land warranty was void, and it breaks down without repair or replacement

I wish that I had a Renault Clio, but with 300 horsepower so I could race chavs at traffic lights

Wish Granted. This car(wtf is it) you wished for fell on you 2 days from the wish.

I wish I'm not fat.

Granted, with a billow of smoke you appear so thin that you collapse and seize in 3 minutes from lack of everything in your body

I wish I could be bothered to do stuff

Wish granted. One time you become bothered to commit crime, getting you in jail and into the electric chair!! Boom, crispy SDWBOSS, anyone?


I wish I can sing like an Opera singer.

Granted, you're now an opera singer. Unfortunately, while other singers can resonate their voice so that they break glass, your voice resonate perfectly with your inner organs. You explode.

I wish I was better at martial arts.

Oh man that was a good one Viking

Granted, you become a master of martial arts until you get to the point that you couldn't find an opponent... so you threw yourself into the creek and died.


I wish I get taller.

I've noticed a lot of your wish grants ends up with people going suicidal and killing themselves Isit

Granted, you become so tall that your heart can't send enough blood to your brain, so without realising it, you are gradually becoming more hypoxic, untill you collapse and die from a heart attack

I wish that I was a perfect shot with a bow