Granted, you are the king of metal. But to become the king you've exposed yourself to way too many poisonous heavy metals such as lead, cadmium and mercury. Your end is much like the disputed Aperture Science leader. Your brain malfunctioning, you ramble on about counter-heimlich maneuvers and a way to open man-sized portals on non-metallic surfaces as you die. Oh, did you mean MUSIC metal? Too bad

I wish for teh drawing skillz.

you draw better then oek so he comes and kills you

I wish I could slaughter every person that enters my lunch line with a machete then sends their heads to their families with a note that says maybe next time you won't raise your fucking kid to be spoiled and demand custom orders at a god damn cafeteria line when 15 people are behind you and then you fucking bitch and call me rude when I tell you no in the politest of fashions so you call my racist manager that hates white people and she bitches at me for a good 10 minutes and then after I clean my station and leave tracks me down while I am talking to my friends and bitches at me that the dishes from my station are not done when that is not my god damn job its the cashiers because all they do is push buttons while I serve the food. Also I would like to kill the little fuckers who can't simply walk up to a work and say "Excuse me, the ketchup seems to be empty could you get someone to fill it?" and instead say " KETCHUP IS EMPTY HURRY AND FILL IT" and various other annoying rude phrases of the same basis at the top of their lunges even after someone has already grabbed the mother fucking container and taken it back into the storage to fill it. These impolite fucking barbarian children who have no parental guidence need to be bludgeoned and stabbed and burned and chemically burned until they are paralyzed quite vegetables.


/end rant + wish

If the rant annoyed you well skip it and kiss my ***. This is an unleashment of 2 years of dealing with moronic, monkey behaving, children whose parents wouldn't know manners if they bit them in the arse. I would like to thank Ari/sc for being one of the few people who are not complete and utter pricks when they come to eat.

This post has been edited by mallic on July 26, 2008 07:45 am

Mallic.. Mallic. You aren't the only one with pricks in school... I won't corrupt this one because I too wish for this to happen. And and...
It's like corrupting another thing so corrupt x corrupt= not corrupt.

Your wish is true mallic, it becomes true.. welcome to the world of Dreams.
I wish it came true.

and I like SDW's corruption a lot.

Anyway, I wish I can travel to South America right now.

granted you pass through Brazil on your way through South America. You get raped by a hooker and get aids. The cuisine there gives you food poisoning, and you get the flu at the same time. After sitting in your own puke/mucus for hours on end due to lack of ability to move, you get infected with another disease causing your entire genital area to swell until they burst. The hotel staff comes in and thinks you are a mutant so they cleanse you with an old ritual involving fire whiskey and a lot of needles causing you to writhe in agony for about 1/2 hour. Eventually your mind cracks and then you die abruptly when they finish.

I wish for a new pair of socks

The socks flies down from the sky, into your wide-open mouth. You choke, and die.

I wish gaming wasn't the subjectof so much damn criticizing from people with no idea of what the hell it is. "omg, you can through about ten hours of playing find a small erotica scene in Mass Effect! Shit, lets launch a fox news story called SExbox of all things, claiming you can have sex anytime, anywhere, with anyone, even aliens! OMG! But have we played the game ourselves? No, don't be silly!" *laughs*

*seethes with frustration*

You're wish has been granted.

Everyone on planet Earth learns to appreciate games for what they are. Nobody pays attention to the crazies that say video games can pollute the minds of everyone who plays them. Since former anti-game crusader Jack Thompson has nothing to bitch about, he goes on a killing rampage, ending up at the White House. He then shoots the prez, and hits the big red button on his desk. Every nuke in North America is fired all over the world, and the U.S gets nuked back. In the end, everything is a wasteland.

I wish I owned THE WORLD!

This post has been edited by Yumaseven on August 07, 2008 07:48 pm

Granted. I guess someone has named a tiny restaurant in Kasakhstan THE WORLD, because a letter came in your mail saying you owned it now. Congratulations!

I wish that the Georgia/Russia conflict would escalate to WWIII, with all the nuclear powers joining, leading to a post-nuclear world, fallout style. (not really, but it'd be a cool game...)

Hahahaha viking.

Granted. But they actually created a huge as hell nuclear missile that blew up half of the world instead. That creates disarray and chaos in the other half, which kills most of us instead.

I wish my first day of school was in September 20th instead.

granted the date of september 20th and your first day are switched and millions of illiterate people everywhere go insane from not being about to get shit shipped to their house on the actual sept. 20th. They find out it was all your fault and make you stay at school FOREVER!

I wish that god was a can of dolphin unsafe tuna

Wish granted...
However, once God found out about this, he managed to save himself from becoming a Tuna. He then smites you with his lightning.

I wish School was more fun.

Granted!


Schools forget all about that "Teaching" crap, and they let the students do whatever the heck they want. As time goes on, unfortunately, everyone is reduced to a blabbering idiot. They all forget how to eat in the year 2371, and cockroaches engulf the world, eating the remains of all the humans.


I wish for Fable 2 and Fallout 3 to come out now

Hahaha nice.

Granted, those two games come out at the same time...... it results in total buying panic and pandemonium among you game buyers, causing it to sold out and create some more chaos. You eventually kill yourself because you didn't get to buy it.

I wish it was 2:00 AM already!!!!

Granted, its August 28th, 207956 at 0200, you are a decomposed less than sack of flesh nothingness

hey moron you forgot to wish >_>