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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: August 25, 2008 05:50 am
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![]() Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 ![]() |
Ah well, I'll restart.
I wish I only had like, 2 or three people in each class I have in School. ![]() -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
Zombie Assassin |
Posted: December 28, 2008 07:27 am
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Last hope of Mankind ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 645 Joined: October 02, 2006 ![]() |
Granted. As you exit school, you yawn. Then a nuke hits you. Everyone but you survives. ![]() I wish to be like the guy in the picture below, who has a chainsaw to his neck. This post has been edited by Zombie Assassin on December 28, 2008 07:28 am |
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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: December 29, 2008 05:12 am
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![]() Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 ![]() |
Wish granted.(yo ZA)
You become Leon Kennedy on the spot, then you get transported to the level where the Bella Sisters pop out. You only have a pistol with 10 ammo and you aimlessly shoot everywhere until two chainsaws meet your death. Ouch. I wish I have drugs. ![]() -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
DavidRoxZoRs |
Posted: December 29, 2008 06:12 am
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![]() Doom Trooper ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1189 Joined: December 18, 2004 ![]() |
Wish granted, you get some heroine, take a hit and immediatly become addicted to the point as where if you don't take more in the next 2 seconds you will become a ghoul from Fallout 3, then when you become a ghoul you all of a sudden get shot by a random person who escaped from Vault 101 searching for his father James.
I wish I hadn't slaughtered everybody in Megaton in Fallout 3 Oh wait no I don't.. that was f un and left me as a "Very Evil Marauder" i did it for the lulz So I wish that I could play video games as much as I want. This post has been edited by DavidRoxZoRs on December 29, 2008 06:21 am -------------------- |
Zombie Assassin |
Posted: December 31, 2008 02:34 pm
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Last hope of Mankind ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 645 Joined: October 02, 2006 ![]() |
Granted. You had too much time to play, because you became immortal. You couldnt age, or die. Eventually, you went insane. Not even a sword through the neck could kill you. Finally, you took chloroform, and went into an endless pit of blackness...
I wish to die. I dont care how or what happens when I die, unless I become a slave. Then i dont want to die lol. |
DavidRoxZoRs |
Posted: January 06, 2009 03:35 am
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Granted
You die, but then your not dead because you wanted to be dead and everyone knows dead people that want to be dead arent really dead Then you divide by zero and a time paradox happens and then you never actually died. I wish for soda. -------------------- |
mallic |
Posted: January 07, 2009 03:24 pm
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granted you get baking soda
I wish pi = 3.33 -------------------- ![]()
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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: January 08, 2009 05:16 am
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![]() Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 ![]() |
Ahaahahah nice corruption!
![]() Granted. Pi has equaled 3.33, angering thousands of scientists. And so they trace the source of the change and it leads to you. You become a science experiment. ![]() I wish I can kill everyone in my school. ![]() -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
mallic |
Posted: January 08, 2009 06:56 am
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Do I at least get tested sexually? (I am all for viagra trials XD)
Granted you have the ability to kill everyone in your school, however time stops on a sunday and no one ever goes to school again. I wish frankenvan was alive and played the song weird science as its horn. This post has been edited by mallic on January 08, 2009 06:57 am -------------------- ![]()
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Zombie Assassin |
Posted: January 09, 2009 01:55 am
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Last hope of Mankind ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 645 Joined: October 02, 2006 ![]() |
Granted. A mix-up happened with the name, and instead Frankenstein comes alive and beats you to death.
I wish for that survival-horror game, Dead Space. |
mallic |
Posted: January 09, 2009 01:47 pm
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You get dead space but there is a mix up in the wish granting agency (let's say make a wish foundation, because inevitably one of us wishes for you to get cancer and die and that person's god is merciful enough to not corrupt that wish) and instead of getting an awesome video game, you get restrained to a chair and must watch dead airspace (that fuzzy shit you get when your antenna does not pick up a channel, which I do not get because I have cable) for all of eternity. I wish
actually gave you a fish and put it in a dish when you pushed the button. -------------------- ![]()
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Equalizer |
Posted: January 09, 2009 08:46 pm
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![]() Last hope of Mankind ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 633 Joined: February 12, 2005 ![]() |
It does. But your fish bites your fingers off.
I wish I had a cookie. -------------------- |
hunter |
Posted: January 10, 2009 12:09 am
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Granted but your cookie was covered in aids! Oh NOES!
I wish i could get the money to buy 400 quid alloys -------------------- ![]() |
Equalizer |
Posted: January 10, 2009 05:10 pm
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![]() Last hope of Mankind ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 633 Joined: February 12, 2005 ![]() |
Granted. But I stole your money and bought the alloys myself.
![]() I wish it wasn't so cold in the UK. -------------------- |
hunter |
Posted: January 10, 2009 05:15 pm
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![]() Fantasma Cazador ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3702 Joined: December 08, 2004 ![]() |
granted me two! The uk and the world is warmed up with it making the polar ice caps melt thus flooding the earth, and forcing us to drink our own piss!
I wish my internet would fucking hurry up so i can play wow! -------------------- ![]() |