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Zombie Assassin
Posted: January 17, 2009 06:14 am
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QUOTE (iliketoblowzombieheadsoff @ January 17, 2009 02:49 pm)
Granted. You get FALCON PUNCHed in the face, then 2 in the stomach. Your face is now semi-burnt and your stomach has produced a hole.

I wish my bed was comfortable.

Granted. But your bed got too comfortable. 9 months later, it had a child that was half bed, half human.


I wish for 9.999 = R.50
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Posted: January 17, 2009 07:50 am
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Hehehehe, lovely tongue.gif

Wish granted, although the equation did not make sense, creating huge chaos.. in your house. You eventually got sucked into a black hole of nothingness and you were never heard of ever again.

I wish I wasn't bored.


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Posted: January 18, 2009 02:51 am
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QUOTE (iliketoblowzombieheadsoff @ January 17, 2009 04:50 pm)
Hehehehe, lovely tongue.gif

Wish granted, although the equation did not make sense, creating huge chaos.. in your house. You eventually got sucked into a black hole of nothingness and you were never heard of ever again.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted. Your child from the bed that got too comfortable got a chainsaw, chainsawed your dick off and then pushed you into the Resident Evil Laser Room.



I wish for 1337 = 1337, divided by the mass root of pie, while a clown is juggling zombies as a lonely girl walks down the street when I pick up chicks in mah fake car, equalling parenthesis.
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Posted: January 18, 2009 03:05 am
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Granted.
The equation became to life, bringing in front of you the clown juggling zombies. He accidentally dropped the zombies on you and you were zombie meat in no time.

I wish I wasn't confused all the time. smile.gif


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Posted: January 18, 2009 03:07 am
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QUOTE (iliketoblowzombieheadsoff @ January 18, 2009 12:05 pm)
Granted.
The equation became to life, bringing in front of you the clown juggling zombies. He accidentally dropped the zombies on you and you were zombie meat in no time.

I wish I wasn't confused all the time. smile.gif

Denied.


I wish for Denied.
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Posted: January 18, 2009 03:15 am
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Denied.

I wish for dinner. smile.gif


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Posted: January 18, 2009 02:32 pm
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QUOTE (iliketoblowzombieheadsoff @ January 18, 2009 12:15 pm)
Denied.

I wish for dinner. smile.gif

Denied.

You have been denied access to my wish, bish.

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Posted: January 19, 2009 05:51 am
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YOU TOOK MY JOKE TO FAR RAWR

I wish more people watched boondock saints and metalocalpyse


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Posted: January 19, 2009 06:16 am
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QUOTE (mallic @ January 19, 2009 02:51 pm)
YOU TOOK MY JOKE TO FAR RAWR

I wish more people watched boondock saints and metalocalpyse

Granted. Instead, u got raped by 20 men and 30 woman in an alley.


I wish for something.
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Posted: January 19, 2009 10:50 am
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Granted. But that something so happens to be a Plasma grenade stuck to your hand. Big plasma boom!!

I wish the college staff would switch on the god-damn vending machines.


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Posted: January 20, 2009 01:46 pm
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Wait, that one was granted without corruption. They switched them on. smile.gif

I wish I had an unlimited power supply on my Laptop.


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Posted: January 20, 2009 03:50 pm
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Granted. It was unlimited, and blew up from being overheated.


I wish for RenaTheFox to be online on YT.
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Posted: January 21, 2009 06:24 am
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Granted, RenaTheFox logs on, but your computer turns off, and you suddenly become bankrupt, losing your electricity and home. Bye youtube! smile.gif

I wish weekends were 320 hours longer.

And please don't overuse the denied bullshit, it ruins the game completely you know. ZA don't abuse it.


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Posted: January 21, 2009 11:23 am
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kk.

You wish for longer weekends? OBJECTION! Instead, you get a slice of chocolate cake.

I wish for the power to say OBJECTION! in an awesome voice.
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Posted: January 21, 2009 02:23 pm
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za anyone tell you that you are one of the world's biggest morons? I am sure they have but I would like to reaffirm that fact. The point was to ACCEPT the wish and turn it bad using a hint found in the wish. Not say accepted and then take it somewhere that has absolutely no link to the original wish. Also chocolate cake is only bad if he is allergic to it.

Wish granted. A thug hears you screaming objection and he get's his friends to beat your ass into a pulpy human mess.


I wish za would leave.

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