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revive: the wish game| Keyes |
Posted: January 30, 2008 01:53 am
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 I'm On A Boat  Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004  |
Granted. You're now constantly wet, and once you step onto a smooth floor, you slip over and break your neck. Pwned, biatch.
I wish my stash of beers leftover from my house party was neverending. --------------------  |
 
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| -=Chris Redfield=- |
Posted: January 30, 2008 02:59 am
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 Baby Slayer Group: Members Posts: 1299 Joined: October 19, 2004 |
Granted, but now you have to buy a new fridge because you can't store any food or cold beverages (like milk and shit).
I wish for the south pole to become the north pole, and the north pole to become the south pole. --------------------  (1) I like to beat women. (2) I like to beat babies (3) I like to beat women while beating babies (4). I like to watch women beat their babies...and then I beat the women. |
 
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| iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: January 30, 2008 04:57 am
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 Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Granted. Instead, you were changed around, your head becoming your feet and your feet becoming your head. You die of breaking your neck while running.
I wish I can wash a mountain of dishes in 1 minute. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
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| -=Chris Redfield=- |
Posted: January 30, 2008 09:38 am
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Baby Slayer Group: Members Posts: 1299 Joined: October 19, 2004 |
Granted, while it doesn't take you long to wash the dishes, the actual wash is pure suckage. I wish penguins could really fly. -------------------- (1) I like to beat women. (2) I like to beat babies (3) I like to beat women while beating babies (4). I like to watch women beat their babies...and then I beat the women. |
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| Elite viking |
Posted: January 30, 2008 02:46 pm
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 Veteran Lord Carnage Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 2471 Joined: December 16, 2004 |
Granted. Now the penguins are the biggest threat to human society. Entire cities are anihilated from the face of earth as the rabid swarms of penguins attack from above without warning.
I wish for a musical library full of the music I like. |
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| SDWBOSS |
Posted: January 30, 2008 02:57 pm
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 Elite zombie Butcher Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 |
Granted. A brand new 20,000TB hard drive is delivered to your house full of all the music of the world. Unfortuately, the technology to connect it to your pc won't be invented for 50 years. I wish to pass my driving test on Friday 8th  --------------------  |
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| Keyes |
Posted: January 30, 2008 04:52 pm
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I'm On A Boat Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 |
Granted, but you total your car the next day.
I wish I got paid to go to uni. -------------------- |
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| Luciel |
Posted: January 30, 2008 05:41 pm
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 Doom Trooper Group: Moderators Posts: 1070 Joined: August 18, 2005 |
this happened to a friend of mine o.O passed his test, next day his volvo was totalled. Granted you get paid to go to uni but turn out a total failure and the goverment claims it´s money back with 500% interest rate |
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| Nikku |
Posted: January 30, 2008 10:13 pm
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 Mr. Coke Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3114 Joined: December 12, 2004 |
No wish? YOU DIE?!?!!??!
i wish for 3 more wishes. -------------------- Only when you gick, will you truly fish...
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| Elite viking |
Posted: January 31, 2008 11:13 am
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Veteran Lord Carnage Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 2471 Joined: December 16, 2004 |
Granted, you get 3 more wishes, but you did not specify that you would decide what they were. the three wishes are: hell on earth, no more computer games and everyone know it's your fault
I wish I didn't have so goddamn many tests at school. |
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| SDWBOSS |
Posted: January 31, 2008 01:18 pm
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Elite zombie Butcher Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 |
Granted. Your school doesn't test you. They also don't educate you, feed you or let your out of your padded classroom, lest you infect society with your free-thinking testless ways. I wish I could get car insurance that didn't cost over £1200 for my mum's Fiat!!!! -------------------- |
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| Keyes |
Posted: January 31, 2008 03:39 pm
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I'm On A Boat Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 |
Granted. It's only third-party. So when someone smashes up your car and steals your stereo, you're not covered.
I wish I had more time to play WoW (it hasn't stolen my soul yet!) -------------------- |
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| SDWBOSS |
Posted: January 31, 2008 04:49 pm
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Elite zombie Butcher Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 |
(I was talking about third-party
 )Granted, you and your pc are suspended in time, doomed to upgrade your character and such untill the end of time, except for you that never comes  I wish I could find a part-time job. -------------------- |
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| -=Chris Redfield=- |
Posted: January 31, 2008 09:37 pm
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Baby Slayer Group: Members Posts: 1299 Joined: October 19, 2004 |
Done, you now work at helping with the Cow Breeders. Have fun with the smex!
I wish when people laughed, it would only be people yelling "lol". -------------------- (1) I like to beat women. (2) I like to beat babies (3) I like to beat women while beating babies (4). I like to watch women beat their babies...and then I beat the women. |
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| DavidRoxZoRs |
Posted: January 31, 2008 10:44 pm
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 Doom Trooper Group: Members Posts: 1189 Joined: December 18, 2004 |
Granted, but you are actually teleported into a video game called "PWN THE REDFIELD BITCH" and get cockslapped and die.
I wish for my pet guinea pig back... R.I.P -------------------- -=U.N.C.L.E=- David
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