lol I liked that one.

I picked up the Febreze can. Whilst spraying my curtains I slipped and fell on top of the canister, which pierced my right nipple, I later died of right nipple febreze poisoning.

*Drops a soggy old chip*

its comes alive and eats me for fat to rebuild its fried fatty goodness

after eating me it farts out a mclaren f1

Ahahaaha.

Once I saw the mclaren f1, I was going to drive it till I got ran over by it... damn, I did not see that ghost driver.

-Drops an Umbrella.-

does the mary poppin seen but the umbrella doesn't hold the weight and I plummet to my death


my body has a penny stuck in it

Ahaahahahahahaahaha

I pick up the penny.... and Two Face sees me. He shoots me because he needed a new one.

-Drops a musicbox.-

i found my shoes,,,, on a not so well supported manhole, plummets to the sewer during something in there , short story : i die




* drops a condom *

i pick up the condom only to realize its one of the lubricated ones, getting my ands all lubey, later on i am on top of a sky scraper with handrails, but i trip and try to grab the handrail and my lubey hands slip of and i plumett (sp?) to my death, landing on mallic

on my way down a pole made me lose my hand

*pole drops my hand*

it turns into the thing from the adam's family and pulls my brain out and smashes it and out pops a tape with never gonna give you up on it (rick rolled)

I see the tape and think it might be good so i put it into a casette player

then i hear this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ze8VNw_nenc&feature=related

and die

*drops casette player*

This post has been edited by DavidRoxZoRs on July 24, 2008 06:28 am

I find the cassete player, and hit play, and die...

"drops casette player"

xD

Picks up the casette player, but once I was gonna play it a damn sharp pole impales me... wtf? Dead.


-Drops a stopwatch.-

Picks up the Stopwatch and decided to run for half an hour, but the Stopwatch wouldn't stop counting and Civvy ran and ran until he dropped dead.

*Drops a cigarette lighter*

Aahahahaah nice

I pick up the cigarette lighter... then threw it up and down with my hand.. till I threw it up high landing on my head.. destroying most of my brain.
I become more stupid, thus shooting myself twenty times then throwing myself in a busy road after that.

-Drops a comicbook.-

Picks up the Comic book, and after hours of vigorous reading, Civvy decides he can be a Superhero also. So, he runs to stop a speeding train. Civvy dies.

*Drops a gold ring*

/me Picks up the gold ring and gets mugged and shot, so i die.

*Drops used condom*