(what makes you think i was talking about the nutsack inbetween a dude's legs?)

xD

I pick up the packing peanut and think its real so I eat it, since its made of styrofoam (it is in this universe!) and styrofoam causes cancer when consumed, I die of cancer

teehee

On my deathbed, out of my hand comes a glass bottle

I pick up the glass bottle since I was there during your death. Lol

I try blowing in it, thus trapping my oxygen, making me not breathe.. I die with a purple face.

Out drops a chainsaw.

I pick up the chainsaw and turn it on, only to realize it has no gas

So I get a gas tank and go to a pump but gas spills everywhere while some guy randomly throws a wind-proof lighter at me and i get burnt to death

*out of my corpse pops a hidden blade from assassin's creed*

LOL NICE


I try to pick up the blade you just dropped(I have no idea what form it is or anything else about it), but my arms were cut like butter after that... I bleed 80% out of my blood but still live, until a spear stabbed me through the heart. Wtf, who threw that!? Dead.

Out of my pocket drops a credit card.

*yoink* Thanks very much

I get arrested for picking up the bait card
The officer emtpies my pockets, and drops my mobile phone on the floor...

Ohhhh, I pick up the phone then call someone named DEATH.... then after 2 seconds, my head exploads and my body melts away. What the f*** just happened? o.o

I drop a pencil with .2 lead.

This post has been edited by iliketoblowzombieheadsoff on July 28, 2008 01:24 am

I try to do math with the pencil and I divide by zero and blow the world up.

after the world comes back and humanity once again rules the planet my body is fossilized and sticking out of it is a piece of chewing gum

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Ahahahaahh that was brilliant!!

I pick up the chewing gum, chew it, then... nothing wrong happens. Except when I try to talk, I couldn't.... therefore, I couldn't say my problems and shit, so I just shoot myself. Lol

I drop a gun after that... a handgun. o.o

I pick up the handgun (which (i think) has unlimited ammo, being the VG nut that I am) and run to a military base and start shooting random people

I run out of ammo after 7 shots (OH NOES)

the random people start killing me and shooting me and eventually a C-130 cargo plane drops a MOAB right ontop of me, destroying me and the entire base

*out of the dust cloud comes a tank shell*

I see the tankshell, thinking that I can make it as an antique.. freakin' sweet! I try to carry it on my back, but I eventually fell with the shell crushing my spine... owwwww. I die because nobody helped me.

-Drops a stapler.-

I try to take the stapiler but it turns out to be milton's (office space anyone?) and he sets me on fire and takes it back. After my flesh melts off my body and all that remains is ash. A small glass sphere that I swallowed as a young child is all that remains.

I pick up the small glass sphere that has been sitting in your digestive tract for years and years

and its covered in stomach acid so my fingers melt off (i know stomach acid cant do that... atleast not that quickly)

and then out of my 8 finger holes and 2 thumb holes blood spills out at 1 pint a second

i die of chronic blood loss

and drop a


*used syringe with needle and drugs inside it*
hehe

I take the syringe.... then I find a stray DOG. I drug the dog, making it go rabid. It bites my head off.

My headless corpse drops a printer that I stole. Heheehehe

I pick up the printer and the cops come and shoot me into tiny little pieces

MAUAHUAJAHHA

and i drop a piece of paper

I pick up that piece of paper then write a red X on it for some reason.
A missile lands on me and blows me up into pieces.....

From where I was standing, a puppy was laying idle.