/me goes over and picks up the puppy and it turns out to be a hell hound that binds to me and teaches me sorcery of the most potent kinds. I take over the world and in 200 years a rebel group assassinates me while I am sleeping. My body drops the book "The cartoon history of the united states"

I read the book and laugh so hard that my eyes pop out and my diaphragm and intercostal muscles rip and I die being unable to breathe, but still happy

My eyes roll across the floor...

I pick up the eyes..... then I look at them. They blink at me, giving me a heart attack with stroke combo. It was actually Crumb's eyes from Ahhhh! Real Monsters.

I drop a calendar with Van Gogh's paintings on it... heheheehe

I pick up the calendar to see that its totally wrong, I die to go tell van gogh that he SUX

*drops the number 6*

I see number 6 on the ground for some reason, so I try picking it up.... instead I accidentally used my magic eraser and erased my hand and leg and arteries... what the fuck

I drop a skull shirt.

I put it on and then all of a sudden immediately become emo (wtf)

I dye my hair black and slit my wrists and carve my girlfriends name into multiple parts of my body until i slit an artery and bleed to death

*drops a razor blade*

Wahahahaa I forgot all about this... anyway, your death was funny, David.

I pick up the razor blade, then try shaving my hair. I get so engaged into shaving it my head becomes so shiny. One day, when I was looking into my mirror to admire my shiny head, the shininess blinded my eyes, resulting in a fall down into the ground.. splat. I was attop a damn high building so...

Anyway, I drop blue star shades.

I put them on making me an egomaniac on contact with my head

I become the biggest superstar in the world until someone assassinates me for their blue star glasses back

*drops a sock*

I hang it over my chimney and it eats santa clause and he comes back as a zombie and eats me (Yes I know santa is not real)

I drop a christmas tree (wtf?)

When you dropped the Tree, it dropped on me.. it was an iron christmas tree, it's leaves iron and the wood part is just pure iron.. so I was crushed. Ouch.

I drop a campfire.

I make some smores and a bear eats me shitting out a nickle

I pick up the nickel and go to Area 51 to clean it off (becasue of the shit)

but clean it with acid

thus burning my hands off and bleeding meself to death

out of my stumps come laptops (?)

if your hands BURNED off there would be no blood ...

/me tries to load garry's mod but it errors out so I get pissed and eat it and die of the poisons in the laptop.

After my body decays and worms have eaten me they suspect that I was murdered so they did my body up and end up arresting the CEO of the laptop's company for approving toxic building materials. They decide that it would be cheaper to burn my body so they smash up my coffin and in the debris is a copy of Edger Allen Poe 's The Raven.

Wowow, nice death.

Anyway, I pick up the booklet with Poe's story on it. I read it as I walked home.. I got ran over by a hummer.

I drop a brush.

I pick it up, realise it's been some time since I brushed my teeth, and brush away. I get infected with whatever crap the thing was infested with, and die in horrible pain. A tiny remote controlled car drives out of my pocket.

This post has been edited by Elite viking on August 05, 2008 12:55 pm