@mallic: ITS A GAME THERE IS NO LOGIC! I already know that and everyone should... kind of sad if they dont..

anyways

I pick up the car and start to play with it until dead bodies start raining from the skies, I look at one and its ALYX FROM HL2

OH GODS IM IN A GMOD SERVER FILLED WITH MINGES

xD

Eventually one puts a big blue dumpster around me and i die of starvation inside of it

out of my eye socket slips a worm

This post has been edited by DavidRoxZoRs on August 05, 2008 08:42 pm

i put the worm in a glass with some earth in it , and at night it came and slippered ( how else do you explain their movement ? stretched ? ) into my ear and slowly but surely ate my brain.


i drop a rubix cube

Starts switching around thee blocks to try and get them all in thee correct position. Finally get pissed off by teh little cube, and commit suicide. With a bottle of superglue.

I dropz... A bottle of superglue.

I get high and get killed with a bear I thought I saw (family guy anyone)

I drop a copy of BF:Bad Company

Hey that's a damn good-looking game.

I pick up the game, only to find another hand on it. It was a scary dude's hand. We fight for it until he got a knife out and started stabbing me... fack, I died and he won.

I drop an IPOD.

I pick up the iPod, but since I didn't sign the EULA Steve Jobs hacks off my limbs with a rusty shovel. I drop a supply of 's

my made other people so that they hired a to backstab me while i was


i drop a polished , shiny , rubber dildo

I pick up the polished, shiny, rubber dildo, determined to throw it away, when I trip on a cat. The dildo flies through the air, severing a power line, which then lands in a puddle. The frog inside explodes, making an old lady have a heart attack. Her pepper spray rolls out of her hand bag, and the bottle is crushed under the tire of an incoming car. The shrapnel flies into my right eye, and screaming in agony, fall over the railing plummeting 2 feet (?) down to my death.

I drop a half eaten pizza box.

You ate a box !??!

/me picks up the box wondering who in their right mind would eat a box. I throw it away and get mugged by Oscar from Sesame Street. He is screaming ITS MY CAN! YOU TOUCH MY CAN I KKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL YOU! (caps lock is cruise control for cool)

As he is disposing of my body my zippo lighter falls out of my pocket on the ground and is left there.

I pick up the lighter and quickly start a fire in the middle of the street. I laugh as the cars swerve out of the way of the fire. One car, though, swerves towards, and after the crash, I am impaled agaisnt the wall.

I drop my most prized possesion. A tooth pick.


P.S Yep

This post has been edited by Yumaseven on August 09, 2008 07:03 pm

After a hearty lunch, I pick up the toothpick you just dropped. Mm, Lucky I am.
I use it, but then I accidentally swallow it. No big deal... but it was from the ground, so it had many germs on it. They create a germ city inside my stomach... I die because my stomach explodes... they were developing. Shizz.

I drop a baby Seal.

I go to club the seal but a hippie stabs me with a peace sign and I fall into zombie's mothers ****** (censored for the young folks). Some miners in the "pink taco" that have been lost for 30 years kill me and eat me my body drops a ping pong ball which is promptly ejected from zombie's mother in you tube worthy style.

Okay, I get the ping pong ball that popped out hit me in the head so hard, my neck slightly cracks.

I drop a "Coding for Dummies" book.

I pick it up and read it and try to code a game, I code the best game anyone has ever played and I am rich forever

I never die because I am so rich and I paid to always live and be young somehow


I dropped a dollar bill

Okay, uh I take the Dollar Bill, until I saw you get run over by an Armored Truck. Unfortunately for me, I get jacked by a hobo and replaced a bomb with the dollar. Boom, bye world.

I drop a Bull. Yes, the animal Bull.