To avoid further derailment:

Today, I got an email from the local D&D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad... that the group is meeting on valentines day or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML

AHAHAHAHA

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML




Heh before looking at that site, I was having a shitty day XD

This post has been edited by mallic on February 03, 2009 07:40 am

Let me repost all the ones I got.


"Today, I was riding in a carpool when we passed by a church that has a shady reputation and I say 'man all those people are being brainwashed, its a cult'. And the lady sitting in the back seat behind me says 'I'm a member of that church'. OOPS. Silence. FML"

"Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML"

"Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML"

"Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, 'Sorry...' FML"

"Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML"

"Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML"

Hohohohohohohoh heheehehehehehehehe hahahahahaahahaha