best story ever

This storyis one of the best stoires ever. Jouni congrats your one of the reasons i registered so i can say this story pwns...and so i can comment on other things. I liked the orginal phil stories

Thanks, ill write a long episode after a game of Rome Total War

Well, atleast Phil is still alive in some form

sooooo good story....*shiver*

And now..... a Nerd-fact!


Those stars inside a cricle that everyone associate with SATAN is really a sign for Nature worshipping religions who during the middle ages were hated by the church. The pope said that these people were posessed by SATAN (Boooo!) and therefore used their sign as the sign of HELL.

I hope i have enlightened many a good 1337 by this post.

(Isint long becouse didint have much time to write)

Sign
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"Say what?!" John asked, "We have to get out of here!" Arlene yelled.

Matt rised his head, "There is.. An airlock.. Not far from here.." he said, "How you know that?" John asked, "I.. Have been.. Here.. Before" Matt said, "Lets get going then, let me help you walk, just tell us where to go" John said, Matt nodded and they went out of the room.

Matt told them where to go and they did as he said. After a while they arrived at the airlock.

John walked near it to open it.

"Oh no!" he yelled, the conrtol panel was desroyed by someone, "The control panel is broken, now what?" John said, "Now.. We're.. Screwed" Matt sighed.

"Hey, come look at this" Arlene yelled, Matt and John went to her, "What is it?" John asked, Arlene pointed at the wall; There was written *This way to hell* in the wall whit big red letters, what seemed to be no more or less than human blood. "What the.. This way to hell?!" John said, "I dont like this.." Arlene whispered.

Next to the writing there was a door, "That door" John said and took a few steps to the door, and opened it. Another wierd teleporter, "A teleporter? What a coincicdense" John said, "I dont think we should go there" Arlene said, "Thats our only chanche, we will just choke from no oxygen if we stay here" John said.

"Where's Matt?" Arlene asked
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Sign Part 2
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John turned, "Matt?"

"He was standing next to me a while ago!" Arlene said, "Matt!?" John yelled, "He cant just dissapear like that" John said. "Whats this?" John crouched and picked up a broken helmet.

John furiosly throw the helmet away, "F*ck this!" he yelled, "Calm down, John-" Arlene said, "Calm down?! I hate this ****** place!" John struggled not to cry, he had enough of mars, enough of death, enough of everything. Arlene bited her lips, "John.. I know.."

John sighed, "Allright.. Allright" he said, but his face was still red and his fist's were shaking. He wanted, no he needed to, to get his hands on those imps and tear them limb by limb. John looked at the teleporter, "Ill see where that teleporter leads"

Arlene yelled something but John allready stepped on it and dissapeared.

Arlene sighed, "Your not leaving me here" she said and stepped on the teleporter too.

John re materialised and jumped off the teleporter to look around.

There was more writing on the walls, such as *Bastards* and *Burn*. The room itself was a horrible sight, many symbols were burning on the ground, many halfly eaten bodies, and candles on the floor. Thats right, candles, spread around the symbols. John could allmost smell the stench of death, and hear the moans of the dead. John allmost puked.

Arlene re-materiliased behind John, "What the" she said, "This is sick" John said. The stink was horrible, they could barely breathe. Arlene stepped closer the candles and symbols and crouched to examine them. "What kind of.. Ceremony did they do here?" She said, "I dont know, but lets get out of here while we can still breathe" John said.

*Meanwhile, somewhere at Earth*

"Sir, he is ready, waiting for your order."

"Do it"

"Yes sir"

He is back
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John suddenly held his head and fell to his knees screaming of pain, "John?! Whats wrong?!" Arlene yelled, "My.. My brain is like.. its on.. fire!" John screamed.

Images flied trough John's eyes, he went trough his whole life in a matter of seconds, then they dissapeared. He did not remember anything. John slowly stood up and then the pain came back, new images started wandering in his eyes.

John walked around the room shaking his head, Arlene yelled something but John didint hear it, he did not hear anything. Then John snapped. Turned around, whit a look on his face that was completely different tha his usual look. His eyes, were full of death, hate, and memories.

Eyes that any person would remember.

Arlene took a few steps back, "John?!"

"I am not John" he said whit a strangely deep voice, "W..What you mean?"

He smirked "I am Phil. I am the past. I am the present. I am, the future." Phil said. "W.. What.. Whats up John..? T..That..s Not.. Funny..!" Arlene shaked under the look of those eyes.

Phil was like he didint hear her, he looked at his hands, he formed them to fists.

"John?!" Arlene yelled, "I said, I am not John!" Phil yelled, "..What happened to you?!" Arlene screamed, "I have been here all the time.. But untill jut now, i remember who i really am. Many years ago, when the zombie horde invaded, I was one of the few survivors. But eventualy, they had me. That is all i remember now, how i am here hundreds of years in the future, i have no idea." Phil explained, "No man has suffered such pain as i have, no man has seen such death as i have" Phil said.

Arlene shook her head, "I dont belive that.. This place has made you crazy"

"How could this place make me crazy when i have seen literaly hell on earth?!" Phil yelled, "I remember me and you going school together, playing as kids!" Arlene yelled, Phil saw how few tears dropped from her eyes. Phil snapped, and looked down to his feet.


Phil looked up, "I- Behind you!!" Phil screamed, Arlene turned around and a fireball exploded in her face.

The impact threw Arlene to a wall and she collapsed to the floor. "Arlene!!" Phil screamed, he ran to the imp and punched it in its stomach as hard as he could, his ist allmost made a hole in it.

The imp collapsed. Phil ran to Arlene, "Arlene?! Are you allright? Arlene? Arlene?! I do remember.."

*meanwhile*

"Sir! We lost control of him!"

"What?"
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Well that was rather radical change of events..

/me goes nikku: OMGGOGMGOMG YUO ROCKZOR=RZORIZ!!1!1!11

back to The Second One: Weehee, phil is really back
Did Arlene get fried?

Is there any point in living?
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"Arlene!" Phil screamed, black smoke rised from her stomach.

"No.. No.. Arlene!" Phil screeched his teeth together, "Arlene..!!" Phil screamed.

Everything seemed useless, fighting seemed worthless, living, had no point. Phil backed away from Arlenes body. His team had been dead, but now Arlene too, and Earth will be next. Phil could kill himself and end his misery right there and right now.

Phil heard a weak cough, that cough immediadly lightened his face up and the darkness lifted from him. Phil rushed to Arlene, "Arlene? Are you allright?" Phil said. Arlene slowly opened her eyes, "My.. Stomach.. Hurts.. A lot" she said, Phil smiled, he moved Arlene to a more comfortable position, "Itl be allright, i know how it feels" Phil said.

Phil stood up and looked at the imp which was slowly getting up, Phil walked to it and spitted on it, "How.. Dare.. You.. We will.. Wipe your.. Arrogant smile.. Soon enough" the imp said, Phil 'hmphed', took the imps hand and literaly crushed it. "No more fireballs for you, freak" Phil chanted, "Whos.. The.. Freak.. You.. Halfbreed.." the imp said, "Say what?!" Phil yelled and punched again the imp at its stomach as hard as he could, it spitted blood and died.

Phil walked back to Arlene, "Im.. Im sorry.."

Arlene smiled faintly, "Its allright.. If you want it so.. Phil"
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EDIT: TYPOS

And of course, they go through a teleporter and she comes through and crushes Phil! muahahah Damn halo 2 with the Teleporter glitches, *Walks through tele and guy comes through too and crushes him* Yar! lol Jouni Few errors, but Great story some of the errors are probally caused for having English as a second error but thats all and im starting to like this Doom based story again:D And dammit where alex!!!!

Ahh i allways forget him

But yes, english is my second language, but i also write pretty fast and might not notice all the errors.

I got an 9 from english But good thing you like it.

jouni i'd kiss you for making this story

"..Oh wont you, take my the hand me somewhere new, I dont know who you are, but I, Im whit you.."
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Phil helped Arlene up, "I know it sounds crazy, but I-" Phil said, "This whole place is crazy" Arlene cutted Phil's sentence.

Phil took a step forward, and suddenly his brain went crazy again. Phil heard a loud noise in his head, a noise that could have made anyone deaf, Phil held his head, "What is it?" Arlene asked, "That noise!" Phil screamed.

Then, the noise stopped.

Then, a urgent need to kill came to Phil, killing seemed as his meaning of life now. "W..Whats hap..ening..t...o me?" Phil panted, he started having spasms, his heart started beating like mad, and his insides were heating up. His muscles grew, "Phil? Wh Whats going on?" Arlene yelled.

Phil couldnt control himself fully, seemed like something had taken over his brain.

"Get..G" Phil tried to say something, but he couldnt, something forced him to shut his mouth.

Arlene looked horrified as Phil struggled to control his body.

Phil saw images.

Men wearing red capes that covered their body, faces he doesnt know, scientists, people running around him.

Some imps heared Phil's yelling and came to investigate; they were dumbfound when they saw Phil as something he was not used to be. A force made Phil to turn around and attack the imps.

The imps launched fireballs at him but it didint seem to harm him in any ways. Phil tried to punch the other imp but it took Phils hand and squeezed.

Phil smirked, he concencrated his fist and pushed as hard as he could.

He heard a loud *Crack*, the imps hand's bones were crushed.

The imp screamed in pain and agony as it held it's hand, the other imp tried to hit Phil but he dodged and punched to the imp's stomach, then he took the imps head in his other hand and literaly turned it around.

The imp died immediadly, the other imp ran away.

Arlene's face was white, "W..What are you?" She said quietly.

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Red capes? Russians?

4000 !!! Hooray!