It was about 5 PM and I was taking a walk around the little town where I live. Sudenly, Spin arrived.

- Hello Spin!
- Helllo Fini!

-Whats up today Spin?
-I will finish 67 versions of BB in 7 seconds. And you?

-I will betatest all of these 67 versions in 7 seconds.
-Cool.

-Have a nice day!
-Yap, you too.

I continued to walk. And walk, and walk. Suddenly.. Lordscottish arrived.

- Hello Lordscottish!
- Hello Fini!

-Whats up today Lordscottish?
-I will make a rocketlauncher for BB 6.8. And you?

-I will kick your ass with that rocketlauncher in game!
-Cool.

-Have a nice day!
-Yap, you too.

I continued to walk. Opened a coke and thought I was looking cool. Suddenly.. MadMax arrived.

-Hello Max!
-Hello Fini!

-Whats up today Max?
-I will make a new map. It will be called bb_finisgate. And you?

-I will model myself so you can make me standing on one of the buildings in the map.
-Cool.

-Have a nice day!
-Yap, you too.

Suddenly.. A zombie came walking along the road.

Zombie: Hello!
Fini: Hello Mr. Zombie!

I continued to walk. I walked so long that my feet hurt. I stopped and opened another coke. Suddenly. A Zombie arrived.

Zombie: Hello!
Fini: Hello!
Zombie: Do you want me to carry you back to your home?
Fini: Yes. Thanks.

So the zombie carried Fini home to his house. The whole Ironoak team + betatesters were waiting there for Fini. As Fini stepped into the front door. Spin blew off his shotgun and splashed the zombies head. A dark voice said: B-b-b-b-brainshot!

To be continued!

Comment? Anybody? Shall i continue?`

This post has been edited by Fini on September 16, 2006 10:56 pm

rofl :D

lmao funny

Hello Mr.Zombie!

Hello!


LOL

heh

i llike spin 2 shot your head and mamax kissing nthe zombie ^^

Funny. Glad this isnt a *I SH07 T3H ST0P33D ZOMB0 IN 73H H34D I R SO 1337*
story.

Fini and the zombie laid headless on the floor.
Everybody turned back and looked at Spin.
Spin said: Oooops, as he hided the sawn off shotgun behind his back.
Hero music tuned up from the speakers as Lordscottish ran towards Fini holding a dirty medkit. He ran.. Ran.. Civilian^soldier screamed: Why the HELL is he running in slow motion? Uhm.. I dont know.. Said Grey snake. Lordscottish jumped. Screamed, Noooooooo!

Fini's vision started to get dark.

To be continued.

Hahahaha, great, love the bit with lord scottish and spin.

Part 3:

Lordscottish suddenly stops and holds the medkit in his hands. He stands still. And then he writes:
Lordscottish: WTF, WHERE IS MY G BUTTON?!
Fini starts to laugh and then he writes:
Just fucking with you guys.. LOL. I had a fakehead on myself.
Civilian^Soldier gives Fini a H/K USP pistol and suddenly.. Somebody knocks at the door.

Ill get it, says Grumber as he walks to the door. He opens. There stands 500 zombies saying HELLO!!! At the same fucking time. Grumber's ears exploded and he died. Spin looks at them and asks what they want.

We want a TEA PARTY!!!! WOOOHOOOO!!!!

Everybody starts having fun. One zombie gets drunk and kisses Lordscottish. Uhm. Yeah.. and they lived happy... like.. yeah.. i dont know.. They were happy. And then... Ahm... The tea went out. Uhm.. yeah.. lets end here ok?

Heh. I like the stoned sort of ending to the story
"Uh yeah....they lived happily ever - no they didnt live....uh...um...dude."

Fits in with the random off the wall crazyness.

A random story that didnt take itself seriously - good!

HAHAHA that is funny.

1 gripe, I want to be in a story too!

Gneralas drinked so much cofee that he died. And then.. Uhm. Lordscottish stomped at his brain.