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The Tale Of Bb Source, Off the heezy humour.| zombieslaya |
Posted: March 03, 2005 10:56 pm
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 Zombie Hunter  Group: Members Posts: 178 Joined: January 20, 2005  |
_Cvillian^Soldier_ woke up in a room on the floor, he got up and put his hand on his head as it hurt and as his hand passed his vision he noticed he was wearing a suit like that one lawyer player model in the old bb, except this one looked nicer and wasnt as low poly as the old one, he walked to a mirror and looked himself over, he looked good, he had a nice black suit on and a good looking tie to match it, he walked over to a bed and looked around the room, he saw some weapons on the wall on racks and walked over, he saw a Benelli Shotgun and he picked it up, he shoulderd it and stared down the sites, he liked this, he put it back up and looked at the other weapons, he saw a MP5SD, "H0ly crap!!! th1s 1s AW3S0M3!!!" he yelled out loud, he grabbed both the shotgun and the MP5 and ran outside and saw a Scion XT parked in the driveway, "W00T!!!" he yelled and ran to it and hopped in and started it and drove into the more central area of town he perceived unaware that he was also headed towards where elite_viking immoral_sniper and ZombieSlaya were also headed.....
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| zombieslaya |
Posted: March 04, 2005 01:13 am
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Nikku woke up in a huge room, he looked around and saw that it was three times the size of his room back home and he got up slowly, he felt something weird was going on and he felt like he knew this place, he walked out of the room and into a large room, he was on top of two large stairways, he suddenly knew where he was, he was in the chateau from The Matrix, "OH YEAH!!!" he yelled out loud, he saw a mirror and ran to it, he looked himself over, he was dressed in a white shirt with a black leather trenchcoat that went all the way down to his feet, and to his suprise, he was wearing the kind of shoes Keanu Reeves wore as well, he walked down the stairs and saw a katana on the wall, he picked it up and also saw twin uzis and he picked them up, he walked outside and surveyed the area surronding him, he went to the road and started walking down it......
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| zombieslaya |
Posted: March 04, 2005 03:22 am
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yes we are getting to the zombies and the shooting and shit soon, just introducing charecters though right now....
Keyes woke up in a small room, there was baisically just a bed, a foot locker and a desk with a computer on it, he got up and stretched, he looked around the small room and went over to the computer, it was a Voodoo Envy laptop, "damn.... this is awesome!!" he looked around and saw the footlocker and he opend it, inside was a P90 SMG and a Desert Eagle, "dude.... this is awesome!!!" he grabbed them all and ran outside, it was starting to get dark outside but no-one had noticed yet, and another thing they didnt know was that they were all headed towards each other, also at the same moment object from outer space was hurtling towards the city, its target, the city graveyard.... -------------------- |
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| The.Raver |
Posted: March 04, 2005 04:28 am
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Can i be the evil zombie overlord?
-------------------- "My plan is so simple, an idiot could have devised it. We will amass our ships and drive them directly at the enemy's death rays, thus clogging them with wreckage." Zach Branagan
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| zombieslaya |
Posted: March 04, 2005 02:58 pm
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you would kill me if i did that.... -------------------- |
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| Radman |
Posted: March 04, 2005 03:08 pm
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Holy hell... Sorry I missed it... Man... I feel really guilty now. -------------------- When theres no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth...
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| The.Raver |
Posted: March 04, 2005 03:58 pm
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why would i kill you if i was the evil zombie overlord? evil zombie overlords are awesom, just dont make it thread. Make it Nemesis's big brother >.> GODZILLA ZOMBIE!
-------------------- "My plan is so simple, an idiot could have devised it. We will amass our ships and drive them directly at the enemy's death rays, thus clogging them with wreckage." Zach Branagan
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| zombieslaya |
Posted: March 04, 2005 04:33 pm
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just trust me on this one.... and radman, dont feel guilty. -------------------- |
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| zombieslaya |
Posted: March 04, 2005 05:05 pm
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evreyone was inadverdently heading to one destination, the city square, immoral_sniper, elite_viking and ZombieSlaya had just began to notice it was getting to be night time as well the others, radman had found a police car outside the building he was in and had taken it and he looked out the window at the coming night, "aw crap, and i bet the street lights wont come on..." as he said that the street lights clicked on, "...guess i was wrong..." he drove into what appeard to be the city square and then as he parked he saw two sets of headlights coming from diffrent directions, he clicked off his headlights and stepped out of the car and hid behind it and drew his MP5K, as they drew near, he could make out one as a hummer and he saw two guys in the back manning missle launchers, he saw the other coming and he heard it before he saw it as the person driving was blasting Linkin Parks "Faint" at the speakers limits, he saw it was a Scion XT and it pulled up near to him and he got up and walked over, the hummer parked near him as well, _Cvillian^Soldier_ hopped out and looked at him, "radman?" "yeah, howd you guess?" "your outfit kinda clued me in" "oh yeah, i guess your _Civvlian^Soldier_?" "yeah, i guess my outfit gave me away too.." the three from the hummer, immoral, viking and zombieslaya piled out and walked over to them, "hey radman!!" they yelled, they ran over and crowded around, radman looked at them in suprise, he had never seen them before but he knew who they were, "immoral_sniper? elite_viking? ZombieSlaya?" they all nodded, "dude this is fricking weird! i mean, ive never seen you before and yet i know who you are, this is totally weird" radman said and he looked up and saw a glowing object in the sky descending.....
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| Keyes |
Posted: March 04, 2005 05:07 pm
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smart! p90! --------------------  |
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| DarknessGlams |
Posted: March 04, 2005 05:10 pm
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 Real zombie Nemesis Group: Members Posts: 427 Joined: January 22, 2005 |
Still good. Thought I was in the matrix. Nooooo i'm still there, the dark path is opening in front of me shit i'm running off. Lol.
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THINGS THAT I AM WORKING ON. BD Source BD Source. Please Read. Important (ish) The BrainDead Source website. Hey, please join my forums. The Forums (Please, come on, join, please) |
 
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| Elite viking |
Posted: March 04, 2005 05:12 pm
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Cool, keep it up!
But please, you can sure use a few more full stops. One of your parts was one sentence, with about fifty commas  If it's just your writing style I'll stop complaining about those . s ... |
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| The.Raver |
Posted: March 04, 2005 08:32 pm
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I care not, i demand to be zombie godilla. or Mecha Zombie.
-------------------- "My plan is so simple, an idiot could have devised it. We will amass our ships and drive them directly at the enemy's death rays, thus clogging them with wreckage." Zach Branagan
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| zombieslaya |
Posted: March 05, 2005 04:51 am
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yeah.... thats kinda my style for writing, im trying to improve on it a little, and yes, we are we going to see some action real quick..... -------------------- |
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| zombieslaya |
Posted: March 06, 2005 02:06 am
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The thing that was speeding towards the city graveyard was a space capsule that contained The.Raver as a zombie overlord, he was 6.5 in height and a striking resemblance to Agent Smith, he wore the same outfit as him and the weird shit he wore in the movie, he himself wasnt a zombie, mearly the one who controlled them, he had a .50 Desert Eagle he used to "correct" zombies that were too stupid to do his will, he saw he was approaching his target, "excellent" he thought out loud, the ship screamed low over the sky, "HOLY SHIT!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" the group in the middle of the square said in unison like in old cartoons, keyes and nikku had joined them only moments before, "come on!! lets go see what that was!!" radman yelled and he jumped in his car and nikku and keyes jumped in with him, immoral_sniper, elite_viking and ZombieSlaya jumped into there hummer and civvy jumped in his Scion and they took off in the direction of the graveyard, The.Raver stepped out of the bent and burned craft as he had landed in the center of the graveyard, "this will do perfectly" he said in his smooth almost menacing voice, he concentrated for a moment then a green cyclone of matrix code, suddenly there was a hand sticking out of the ground slowly a zombie rose from its grave and many more soon followed, "oh god, what is that?" radman said under his breath as he saw the green code vortex as it was visible from most parts of the city, back at the graveyard things were getting messy, three zombies had already got in a fight with each other as to who would attack a hot looking female NPC who had just run screaming down the street after she saw what was goiung on, The.Raver had settled it for them with his .50 deal closer, "damn zombies.... even when there mindless they still go for women..." he thought out loud, the others had just pulled up to the graveyard, "what the hells going on out there?" immoral_sniper, "i dont know but i dont like it" elite_viking replied, "well lets not argue about it, lets go study it" ZombieSlaya said and opend the door and stepped out and hiked over the fence, the others followed him as well, radman got out of his car and walked over to the fence and followed them, evreyone else did the same, radman walked up to a zombie who was turned from him, "excuse me sir, could you tell me whats going on right now?" the zombie turned to him and grabbed him and tried to bite his shoulder but his kevlar vest prevented him from breaking through, "what the....?!" he said suprised, he drew his glock and whacked at the zombies chest and knocked it away, "guys lets get out of here!!" he yelled and ran for the fence, the others seeing what had happend followed his example and made like eggs and scrambled, "what the hell are those things?!" viking yelled, "dunno!! but dont care to find out though" civvy yelled back, they all jumped in there various vehicles and burned rubber getting out of there, "fools" The.Raver said with a evil grin, he put his hand out and zombies started appearing out of nowhere and soon the area around the graveyard was swarmed with zombies, the small group of forum members made like hell for nikkus place as the zombies slowly stalked after them..........
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