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The Tale Of Bb Source, Off the heezy humour.| zombieslaya |
Posted: March 01, 2005 08:48 pm
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 Zombie Hunter  Group: Members Posts: 178 Joined: January 20, 2005  |
Ok, for those of you who want to fins out what BB Source would be like, heres a story for you, im gonna use forum members in this one so dont get shocked if you see your name here, this is fictional in evreyway and was ment for your reading pleasure.
ZombieSlaya had worked for months to get a working beta of BB source ready for the public, he had made it so forum n00bs would stop posting about it, he had worked with shoot_me to help get some maps made for it and also had been working with radman and civvlian_soldier to get player and weapon models made as well, but he had done the coding for it, but he also had been working on a deeper project.... he had been collecting old servers for about a year now and had been outfitting them with new parts and bigger hard drives, he was developing special server plugins to go with BB Source release, one plugin that would enhance play far greater then anyone had ever dreamed of, a plugin that would make game-play more realistic then anyone could have imagined, he had code named it "Matrix Anomoly", he had named it that because it wsas designd to pull in anyone who logged on to the server, and he had programmed it do some speicla things as well.... -------------------- |
 
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| zombieslaya |
Posted: March 01, 2005 08:49 pm
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Zombie Hunter Group: Members Posts: 178 Joined: January 20, 2005 |
who wants to see this continued? comments and criticism welcome
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| DarknessGlams |
Posted: March 01, 2005 08:56 pm
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 Real zombie Nemesis Group: Members Posts: 427 Joined: January 22, 2005 |
Continiue.
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THINGS THAT I AM WORKING ON. BD Source BD Source. Please Read. Important (ish) The BrainDead Source website. Hey, please join my forums. The Forums (Please, come on, join, please) |
 
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| TheSecondOne |
Posted: March 01, 2005 09:03 pm
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 Real zombie Nemesis Group: Members Posts: 321 Joined: December 14, 2004 |
Thou shall write more
 -------------------- I am the past, Future
I've been chosen You think it's over But I'm ready to go I am what you fear I've been chosen The world as you know it just died It's the end of all time *Heavensgate* |
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| zombieslaya |
Posted: March 01, 2005 09:15 pm
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Zombie Hunter Group: Members Posts: 178 Joined: January 20, 2005 |
allright (anxiously awaits immoral_sniper to comment on this story)
Elite_viking logged onto the forums and he scrolled down to the "General" forum and saw an announcemnt by ZombieSlaya saying that BB had gone source, "what the hell?" he thought out loud, he clicked on it and read, "Announcing BB Source!! ive seen people asking for BB to go source, well, ive made it that, along with radman civvilian^soldier and shoot_me, we present this to you!" there was a download link and some screenshots, elite_viking could hardly belive it, the graphics were stunning and the models looked close to life like, which scared him in some ways a little but he would never admit to it, he clicked the link and the file started downloading, about 10 minutes later it was done and he eagerly clicked on the installer, the installation was soon finisdhed and he fired it up through Steam and loaded a level, he nearly fell out of his chair when he saw how realistic the graphics were, he would look into a puddle and he could see his charetcers refledction, also he could tell when zombies were close by the shuffling sound, unlike back in the old BB where the only tell tail signs were bloodstained walls and such and maoning sounds, he was even more impressed when he knocked a head off a zombie and he saw it go flying and land in a trash can and the can shook when it landed in it, he closed it down and went back to the forums and went to the thread and typed, "You 1337!!! keep up the good work!" after he had posted that, he noticed that there was going to be a launch party match a little later on that ZombieSlaya was hosting, the thread said there were going to be more suprises if people came, he type in that he was coming and saw that many others had signd up already. Back at ZombieSlayas home, he was reading on the forum who all was coming and smiled, "Many suprises indeed!!" he aid to himself, for he had patched all the servers into one and made it one super-server and had created many options for whoever came...... -------------------- |
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| Blue Summer |
Posted: March 01, 2005 09:26 pm
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 Firefox Group: Members Posts: 1630 Joined: December 10, 2004 |
lol, continue.
-------------------- This is what Ive said for the past couple months every time has requested source: BB source is highly unlikely because the mod team (Ironoak) has decided to use the crystal engine to create an rpg, although they have said there is a small chance of going to source but please, for the sake of all mankind, do not request a port and/or create polls, or even useless threads about the porting of BB, because it is most likely not going to happen, thank you for reading.
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| _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ |
Posted: March 01, 2005 10:10 pm
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 civilized d00d Group: Moderators Posts: 3250 Joined: November 01, 2004 |
Hehe, what weapons will we have?
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| zombieslaya |
Posted: March 01, 2005 10:53 pm
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youll see. -------------------- |
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| zombieslaya |
Posted: March 02, 2005 10:41 pm
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That night....
elite_viking had just booted up BB Source and was looking for the server when he found it on the list, he double clicked on it and the loading screen showed, when he got on he discoverd evreyone from the forums was there, shoot_me, _Civvlian^Solder_, immoral_sniper and the lsit went on, he was having the time of his life kickng some major zombie ass when it happend, ZombieSlaya who was adminning the server decided to try out his secret plugin and he typed in the console "matrix_anomoly 1" and hit enter, a messege flashed across the screen saying, "The Matr1x 0wns J00r S0ul!". "What the...?" elite_viking said as he saw the messege, and thats what evreyone else said too when they saw it, suddenly the landscape and evrything on it soon had a green code running up and down it, "ok thats cool, but whats the point?" he typed in the chat, ZombieSlaya replied, "youll see soon enough...", suddenly the screen from elite_vikings monitor and evreryone elses brightend and there was a blinding flash and then, it seemed as if he was falling through an endless darkness surronded by green glowing code only he didnt feel like he was falling, it took him a moment to realize that he wasnt falling and that the code was flying past him, he all of a sudden felt like he was changing which he was, he looked around and saw others near him doing the same, he seemed to know exactly who they were, he saw DarknessGlams and fcuk and many others, suddenly, the code sped passed them and they were left in the dark..... -------------------- |
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| Elite viking |
Posted: March 02, 2005 10:46 pm
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 Veteran Lord Carnage Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 2471 Joined: December 16, 2004 |
Lol, I'm in! Thanks Slaya.
Is this a sort of repay of me introing you, I know it is. Anyho, keep it up, this might be some seroiusly good stuff. But try limiting sentences to four commas (,). It makes it more relaxing to read. |
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| zombieslaya |
Posted: March 02, 2005 10:51 pm
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yeah this is repayment, but remember, i die in your story, you die in this story and you wake up in front of your computer. This post has been edited by zombieslaya on March 02, 2005 10:54 pm -------------------- |
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| Nikku |
Posted: March 02, 2005 11:41 pm
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 Mr. Coke Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3114 Joined: December 12, 2004 |
am i going to ebe in it? And last tiem i checked, you werent Dead...
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| Keyes |
Posted: March 03, 2005 01:53 pm
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 I'm On A Boat Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 |
lol
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| zombieslaya |
Posted: March 03, 2005 08:20 pm
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Zombie Hunter Group: Members Posts: 178 Joined: January 20, 2005 |
radman woke up with a sick feeling in his stomach, he looked around and saw he was in an apartment somewhere but he didnt know where, he looked around and noted that the windows had iron bars on them, for a moment he thought he was in prison of sorts but when he got up he noticed very weird, he had apparently grown a whole foot in height and he looked down and saw he was wearing a police uniform, complete with kevlar vest, "holy...... how the hell?" he said to himself, he looked at the badge to see what city it was for and saw the words, "Raccon City Police Dept", "Oh gosh.... it cant be..." he looked at it in disbelif, he then looked around the room he was in, he saw big foot locker and he went over and opend it to see a MP5K and a M-4 with laser sights and a scope, he picked it up and shoulderd it to test the feel and it fit him perfectly like it had been custom made for him, "this is way too weird!!" he said out loud, he looked in the foot locker again and saw a Glock 18 and he picked it up and put in a holster that he saw he was wearing, he slung the rifle on his back and picked up the MP5K and walked out....
In another part of town... ZombieSlaya had woken up in the bottem bunk in a military bunker, he got up and looked around and saw immoral_sniper and elite_viking, they had just woken up as well and they were rubbing there heads and looking around, "wha-what happend?" elite_viking said out loud, "weve woken up in the matrix i think" ZombieSlaya replied, they stared at him for a moment then realization moved in, "ok.... and where exactly in the matrix are we?" immoral said, "i think in a military base if im not mistaken" Zombieslaya replied, "oh great.... well, at least we didnt wake up with 100 zombies outside or window" elite_viking said, they looked around and saw lockers with there names on them, they walked over to them and opend them up, immorals had a grey black and white patternd camo as well as the otheres, he also had a black sniper veil and he noted an L1-15 sniper rifle and tein berttas in holsters, he put his uniform on and he noted the others had too, ZombieSlaya had a AK74SU strapped on his back and had akimbo mini-uzis and elite_viking had a M249 and had a 12 guage sawed off as his sidearm, they walked outside and they saw a hummer with twin TOW missile lanchers, "sweeeeeeeeeeet" they said in unison and ran over to it..... -------------------- |
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| Elite viking |
Posted: March 03, 2005 10:03 pm
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Veteran Lord Carnage Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 2471 Joined: December 16, 2004 |
Hey hey hey, I'm the machine gun + heavy close combat guy! Sweeeet...
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